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Off Topic QPR in 1000 years

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Bwood_Ranger, Jul 21, 2017.

  1. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    A good reason to lay off the pizza and get down the gym. We have some exciting times ahead if you live long enough.

    There's no mention of the new stadium but I assume the local residents will still be appealing against Warren Farm.




    http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/spor...ews/how-football-manager-predict-1000-9794352

    Rangers fans won’t be thrilled by ranking underneath both their league rivals Fulham and Brentford come 3015.

    But they will take solace in the fact that they won their league 16 times, the FA Cup 13 times and the League Cup 30 times - a strong domestic haul for the next millennium.

    Astonishingly, the Hoops found their feet in Europe, lifting the Champions League trophy eight times and the Europa League an extra three times - becoming the dominant European force in west London.

    And they spent exactly half the simulation in the Premier League, indicating more of the same for Rangers’ yo-yo form in recent years.

    Premier League titles 16
    FA Cup wins 13
    League Cup wins 30
    Champions League wins 0
    Europa League trophies 3
    Premier League seasons 500
     
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  2. Wherever

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    Can you tell about the next twenty, that'll do me

    Bouncing between the championship and league 1 is my guess
     
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    All of our 16 titles come in that period, you'll be pleased to know.
     
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  4. Wherever

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    Thank you you made my day
     
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    What, no Solar System Cups or Galactic Super Premiership titles? ****ing pathetic.
     
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  6. Wherever

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    Sack Ian Hollogram
     
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    Les will still be hanging on to his DOF
     
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    They could play for 10,000 years and not win half of that lot. I predict in a thousand years we'll be a feeder club for Wealdstone in the Martian League Division 27...
     
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    By then the English language will have been reduced to the 3 words sack, the and manager.
     
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    And 'the' is redundant.
     
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    And in another 1,000 years it will just be the word "fire!" At least we can also keep our little wars that way.
     
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  12. QPRski

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    Currently one cannot predict the team or have a clue on the result of the NEXT match! It is a great pity that I cannot live to 1055 to check the accuracy of this prediction. I even wonder if football will exist in 1000 years. If it does, the transfer fees could be spectacular, e.g. 100 trillion GBP for a third rate goalie.

    At least the absurdity of the article made me chuckle. :)
     
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    Never mind the small stuff, I want to know if TeD gets cured and becomes poet laureate?
     
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  14. Didley Squat

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    In 1000 years, we'll still be trying to get planning approval for our new training facility at Old Oak, Rochdale tip or wherever ......so don't hold your breath for our new stadium!
     
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    We might have a captain/manager/chairman who knows what he's doing!
     
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