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Queenie just **** herself

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mind The Duck, Jun 22, 2017.

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's a sign we are getting old, half a dozen funerals a year and increasing by the year.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 22, 2017
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's ****in depressing. At the same time I'm seeing nieces and nephews going their first lads holiday, setting up in new homes, and generally starting out in life. I ****in hate them.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 22, 2017
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    Moses Well-Known Member

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    The grave is hungry
     
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    Moses, Jun 22, 2017
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My mother's cousins are a very religious lot, they probably insisted that the service lasted 4 hours.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 22, 2017
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am havin Chinese or Indian takeaway tonight. That's cheered me up!
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****s the lot of them.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 22, 2017
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    I've been to 2 humanist funerals. About 5 or 6 catholic ones. Thought the catholic ones were class. Didn't like the humanist ones at all. Too much of a finale. At least the catholic ones give you a wee bit of hope you'll see them again.
     
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    You won't.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 22, 2017
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    Aye I will.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Each to their own, doll face. We take comfort where we can. Nothing wrong with that.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 22, 2017
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    Straight to crematorium for me ... family can have a piss up to celebrate my life at anytime after I snuff it.

    Humanist services ones are better tho ... bit more personal without all the Vodoo ****e
     
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    Null, Jun 22, 2017
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    I've heard they issue wee hymnbooks full of songs by Joy Division, Radiohead and Nick Cave. Have you experience of this?:angel:
     
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    Sounds good ...but no experience of it !
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pud will get a guard of honour from the Fire Brigade that broke down the walls to get him from his hoose to the crematorium.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 22, 2017
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    You'll be on your own ...just the humanist spouting false platitudes .
     
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    Null, Jun 22, 2017
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Ciaran, Jun 22, 2017
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Isn't it wonderful, when all said and done, wimmin are a buncha durties lookin for attention an pumpin.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 22, 2017
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    Would sir insert his tongue in that young lady's arsehole?
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 22, 2017
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    Id tongue punch her dirty doorbell...
     
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    Null, Jun 22, 2017
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