Apparently he has been quoted as saying this. What surprises? Obi on a diet? Nev finishing a competition? Trev not cheating? Heed not fantasising over pictures of cocks on walls? What other surprises can you think of..........
Sunderlands managerial appointment? Not the fact he's a bang average jock, no surprise there, more the fact they could find anyone with a heartbeat willing to do it.
The Mackems will be goose stepping out the SOL after 60 mins should the proposed German takeover happen.
Rafa pulls off his mask to reveal he's actually Joe Kinnear. And if it wasn't for you pesky kids he'd have got away with it.
I just really hope it isn't.......... 'NUFC are happy to announce the 'new' signing of Gouffran on a 10 year deal'......
We have signed both the Surprise cousins - Ivor Surprise from Lokomotiv Moscow and his French Cousin Kjell Surprise from Nantes
Haidara signs a contract extension having been promised he will be the first name on the team sheet for next season
Mbabu off on a permanent deal...there's the first surprise. He was outstanding when we played Chelsea a few seasons back and looked like he had a bit about him. Thought he was one to keep hold off and keep an eye on so I'm slightly disappointed. Not gonna lose sleep like.
Rafa surprises everyone with his 7-1-2 defensive/counter attacking formation for next season. We all expected him to go 8-1-1
Rafa reveals his new signing of a completely useless striker from Torquay who can't score and keeps falling over. In an announcement by club officials it becomes apparent there was a complete misunderstanding due to the language barrier and they actually suggested he try out the "English Riviera" during the summer break.
Surprise no 1 - Pepe Reina is joining Surprise no 2 - He's persuaded a top Spanish international midfielder to join his 'project.' Surprise no 3 - The new winger and striker. Apparently we are going to be shocked at who they are.