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Rafa- Surprises are coming....

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently he has been quoted as saying this.

    What surprises?

    Obi on a diet?

    Nev finishing a competition?

    Trev not cheating?

    Heed not fantasising over pictures of cocks on walls?

    What other surprises can you think of..........
     
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  2. KazakhToon

    KazakhToon Well-Known Member

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    They're moving the team to Albuquerque.
     
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    Sunderlands managerial appointment? Not the fact he's a bang average jock, no surprise there, more the fact they could find anyone with a heartbeat willing to do it.
     
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    The Mackems will be goose stepping out the SOL after 60 mins should the proposed German takeover happen.
     
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    Dim Sum is to be available as a half time snack for all supporters once the Chinese take over
     
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    Tammy Abraham makes a decision?
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Shola to return.
     
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  8. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Rafa pulls off his mask to reveal he's actually Joe Kinnear. And if it wasn't for you pesky kids he'd have got away with it.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I just really hope it isn't.......... 'NUFC are happy to announce the 'new' signing of Gouffran on a 10 year deal'......
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    We have signed both the Surprise cousins - Ivor Surprise from Lokomotiv Moscow and his French Cousin Kjell Surprise from Nantes
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Haidara signs a contract extension having been promised he will be the first name on the team sheet for next season <diva>
     
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    Mike Ashley isn't gay ?
     
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    Mbabu off on a permanent deal...there's the first surprise. He was outstanding when we played Chelsea a few seasons back and looked like he had a bit about him. Thought he was one to keep hold off and keep an eye on so I'm slightly disappointed. Not gonna lose sleep like.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Rafa bans the proposed new away kit of mustard chino shorts and matching top.
     
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    Rafa surprises everyone with his 7-1-2 defensive/counter attacking formation for next season.

    We all expected him to go 8-1-1
     
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    Rafa shocks Toon fans by revealing his Not606 Fredor account.
     
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    Rafa reveals his new signing of a completely useless striker from Torquay who can't score and keeps falling over.

    In an announcement by club officials it becomes apparent there was a complete misunderstanding due to the language barrier and they actually suggested he try out the "English Riviera" during the summer break.
     
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    Surprise no 1 - Pepe Reina is joining

    Surprise no 2 - He's persuaded a top Spanish international midfielder to join his 'project.'

    Surprise no 3 - The new winger and striker. Apparently we are going to be shocked at who they are.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Fap fap fap!!

    Is surprise number 2 Fabregas? I know we were oddly linked to him a while back
     
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