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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Was she wearing her dogs?

    Good luck and best wishes. Hope they serve Carling in Chester Hospital.
     
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  2. saintKlopp

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    Mobile home.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

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    **** <grr>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fat ****ing chance <grr>
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

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    I think you will probably survive without it for 3 days.

    so the cheese got its floor cleaned (years of puke and excrement gone in a flash) and a new jukebox.

    Please tell me its no longer got steely dan in it :)

    hopefully more adele and ed sheeran.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

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    That makes even my skin crawl. I think I would be cursing all the time and throwing myself down stairs if I had to listen to Adele every day.

    Adele is almost as irritating as Joni Mitchell.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

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    I sincerely hope you're ****ing joking <yikes> It has got Steely Dan on it <ok>
     
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    FFS <doh>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

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    ouch... the puke may be gone off the floor but the puke on the jukie is still there.

    I don't think i ever heard a steely dan tune anyway...
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    Ok.. she's not quite that bad.
     
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    It's like a regular Dan tune but a little more steely.

    In all fairness much better than Adele.
     
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    Adele is a ****ing stalker like basic instincts... all she does is sing about standing outside some lads house in the rain staring in the windows.. ringing them on the phone n heavy breathing etc.

    she's a ****ing nut case.

    I don't think any man likes her music.
     
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    I thought her Skyfall song was OK, and her remake of the old Garth Brooks song was tolerable. Most of her other stuff just makes me want to start self-mutilating myself though it is that bad. That telephone one is... Oh my gawd awful. How the hell do people resist smashing their radios when that comes on?
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Is the furniture still bolted to the floor :bandit:
     
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    Pubs don't have juke boxes anymore, they pay for Sky Sports instead
     
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    Proper pubs still have juke boxes. Otherwise you are left with some tosser just wanting to watch mtv.
     
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    All that hyper-emotional bollocks at the Grammys made me want to puke - and I only saw a snippet of it on the news.
     
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    I don't think I've watched an award show in over 20 years. I've discovered I don't really care about obscenely rich people being given awards by other obscenely rich people and not agreeing one iota with who won.
     
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    I never watch them, but like I say it was on the news and I couldn't find the remote quickly enough.
    Showbiz people are just so self-important it's pathetic. I was thinking "You're only a singer, love - get a sense of proportion."
     
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