As soon as he joins the RS he catches their disease. https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2017/jun/23/mohamed-salah-liverpool-win-trophies-video? The absolute height of delusion.
The most impressive achievement in that list is Peter Schmeichel giving birth to a son, since, ya know he's a bloke
Very sad news about the passing of that brave little Bradley Lowery. You have to have a lot of respect for Jermaine Defoe, he invested a lot of time, effort and emotion into making the little lad's short life as happy as it possibly could be. Top bloke.
Breaking News!!!! Police in Merseyside step up security as 5 Premiership medals arrived in liverpool.