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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Trending on Twitter...

    I think I just sharted

    Have you had garlic today?

    When is your sister home?

    Can I pop this spot?

    You get the idea.... crack on.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
  2. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Where's the rest of it?

    I'll just rinse me snatch
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sorry that was the dog
     
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  4. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Your breath smells of curry.

    I'd give it five minutes love.
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 27, 2015
  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Counting not your strong point Billy? <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
    salad fingers and Home_and_Away like this.
  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Pedantic twat. <laugh>
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 27, 2015
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    This is way too big

    Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
  8. DAPARKERSAFC

    DAPARKERSAFC Well-Known Member

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    Exams go OK then babe?

    (AJ 2015)
     
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    DAPARKERSAFC, Aug 27, 2015
    salad fingers, its been fun thanks :) and Dispicable_Tel like this.
  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What's that little brown...oops.
     
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  10. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I just followed through.
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 27, 2015
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  11. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I love you fishy fanny.
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 27, 2015
  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It looks like a Snickers
     
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  13. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    It's just a cold sore.
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 27, 2015
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  14. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member
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    Is it in yet ?
     
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    Bizarreknives, Aug 27, 2015
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  15. mitchthemakem

    mitchthemakem Well-Known Member

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    I stripped naked on my wedding night and my wife laughs and says
    " Who do you think your gonna please with that "
    I said me now get your kit off
     
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    mitchthemakem, Aug 27, 2015
  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Another one who skipped maths <ok>
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. BackO'TheNet

    BackO'TheNet Well-Known Member

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    Do you smoke helmet pet ?
     
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    BackO'TheNet, Aug 27, 2015
  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bend over the zimmer frame.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
  20. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member
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    Ssh, the match is on.
     
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