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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It looks as though he's going to stay even though he may have been reduced to a role off the bench.

    Great header Vs Leicester, how will Rylan do this season?

    I'm going to be doing regular updates on this thread.

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    Next up Stoke away. Oh and a herpes check up after kissing Kerry Catatonic.
     
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    I don't know who this pretty boy is, but that was a great header against Leicester the other night. Well done son.
     
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    My wife tells me this imposter is nowhere near as good-looking and sexy as Giroud. She said it with such enthusiasm that I was a little bit bothered by it.
     
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    'I wouldn't be friends with her now': Outraged Rylan Clark lashes out at his former reality co-star Jemma Lucy
     
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    According to Phil Kirkbride of the Liverpool Echo, Everton have decided to end their pursuit of Arsenal forward Rylan Clark, with the player set to remain at the Emirates Stadium.

    It's noted by Kirkbride the Essex forward was a priority target for the Toffees earlier in the transfer window. "Wenger had been willing to let the 30-year-old leave the Emirates Stadium but Rylan wants to fight for his place with the Gunners," he added.
     
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    Rylan is not happy that he couldn't make more of a difference against Stoke but will try harder next time.
     
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    Clebrity Rylan Clark impersonator Olivier Giroud was forced to speak up for Kerry Katona, after a trip to the dentist meant her appearance on Thursday’s ‘Big Brother’s Bit On The Side’ was a rather slurry one.

    The presenter joked Kerry was not “doing a ‘This Morning’”, as she struggled to speak on the Channel 5 spin-off show.

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    Celebrity Big Brother host Olivier Giroud is forced to APOLOGISE to Derek Acorah's wife after 'taking the p**s'
    CELEBRITY Big Brother's Bit On The Side host Olivier Giroud was forced to apologise after a Twitter row with contestant Derek Acorah's wife.

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    Gwen Acorah tweeted her disappointment at the way Olivier read her letter to her husband out to viewers.

    She said: "Not appreciating @Giroud taking the p**s out of my letter to @derek_acorahon #BBOTS

    "I agreed for it to be read out but not in that manner!".


     
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    Rylan watch might bite me on the ass if the ****er scores tomorrow.
     
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    Admit it, you'd rather he'd bite your cock
     
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    Rylan should have started.
     
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    By the way, just incase you thought I'd get bored and wander off after a bit you're wrong. I'm here for the season. Rylan Watch should be made a sticky, make it happen @PISKIE
     
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    Probably best you do stick around as i think we're in for a rough season...
     
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    I can tell there are already Rylan Watch fans. If he moves to Everton though it'll have to be transferred. :biggrin:
     
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    Haven't forgotten, just having a bad week.
     
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    Rylan is unhappy that he didn't start again.
     
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    Rylan on to make the difference, then he's off to London fashion week.
     
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    Rylan: “I told Wenger what I thought.”

    Speaking in an exclusive interview with L’Équipe Magazine, Arsenal striker Rylan Clark looks back on a frustrating season so far at club level and much more.

    As we are discussing adversity, this season with Arsenal, you are regularly confined to the bench, coming on regularly. Arsène Wenger justifies this because of the 4-2-3-1 formation he uses, where Alexis Sanchez is preferred. How are you coping with that?

    "I hate it so much, it's not fair! I do my hair and makeup before the game and I don't even get on the tele".

    How do you curb your frustration, you who is, according to the stars, “a fighter who quickly loses his patience, who becomes febrile and allows himself to be engulfed by anger, which affects his performances”?

    "I do have a bit of a hissy fit but it's all good, I have a chat about it with Phil and Holly, they are my support blanket".

    On your arm you have another biblical thought inscribed…

    Yes, “With the Lord as my shepherd, I shall not want.” I was a bit drunk in Magaluf and thought it would be funny.

    Two FA Cups in five seasons at Arsenal, that is not much during your time there, no?

    "And two Community Shields! They are my favs tots amazeballs".

    Arsene Wenger has said that you will start the next game, how does that make you feel?

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    Post match interview from Rylan.

    Sky. So how was that?
    Rylan. Totes amazeballs!
     
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