Off Topic Sayings you don't understand

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  1. Posintilclosin

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    bat **** crazy what is crazy about bat ****
     
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    Thought this was gonna be about summat in the woodpile.
     
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  3. Ernie Shackleton

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    Mad as a box of frogs.

    Dunno why frogs would be madder than any other amphibians when boxed.
     
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    Suppose if you falsely imprisoned any of them they might get a bit browned off.
     
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  5. Ernie Shackleton

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    There was a woman on Radio Farve Larve earlier this week explaining exactly where that phrase came from.
     
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  6. Ernie Shackleton

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    Put one in a liquidiser if you really want to piss off a frog.
     
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  7. DMD

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    Well this thread's a strange kettle of fish.
     
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  8. Leon T Trout AFC

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    It's cool that they're cool about being dried and smoked so people can get drugged off on 'em.
     
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  9. Ernie Shackleton

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    Is it just the kettle that's strange?

    So a standard Morphy Richards kettle full of fish is something that is normal.
     
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  10. Leon T Trout AFC

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    Pollock put thy kettle on

    and walk
     
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  11. Posintilclosin

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    That's called tea in grimsby
     
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  12. Ernie Shackleton

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    I knew a load of young frogs that won the lottery three weeks in a row.




    Spawny bastards.
     
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  13. DMD

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    There are better ways to cook a tin of tuna.
     
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    manucho is better than James Beattie
     
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  15. Ernie Shackleton

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    Give it to me straight, like a pear cider made from 100% pear.
     
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  16. look_back_in_amber

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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

    It's already ****ing impossible to get an appointment!
     
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  17. Carmine Galante.

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    'Spends money like a man with no arms'.



    That's one of my mother's.

    I challenge anyone to make any sense of it when you consider it refers to a person who can't stop spending money.

    I think she's got confused but she's being saying it since I can remember.
     
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    If Typhoo put the T in Britain. Who put the **** in Scunny.
     
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    My Dad used to say I was a "bugger up the back".

    My translation of that worries me.
     
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    No use crying over spilled milk

    Who the **** does cry over spilled milk?
     
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