Do I need to get my Tux back from Zerny's. It's just that I may have put a bit of timber on and may need a "flute" putting in the strides. Failing that are tracky bottoms acceptable attire if tucked into black socks accompanied by black trainers?
Oh fantastic. A chance to wear my powder blue Armani suit with co-ordinated apricot chemise and burgundy cravat. Are lemon espadrilles too much do you think?
Distant cousin possibly? Might be from the black sheep side of the family which no-one talks about due to the dubious record of being caught dogging on numerous occasions.
I'm sure I heard the sweaties signing what sounded like "He's one of your own, he's one of your owwwwn, Jimmy Saville, he's one of your own" - if so, fair play
To which one could quickly reply "He's one of your own, he's one of your owwwwn, Thomas Hamilton, he's one of your own". Ya'd struggle to out-**** that motherfucker.
Ah, I'm afraid you'd probably be own your won with that one Ernie, drowned out by crowd. Can't really imagine the average England international supporter knowing who the **** Thomas Hamilton is - not, obviously what he'd done. I had to google!
Worst mass shooting in UK history. Shot dead sixteen 5 and 6 year old bairns and their teacher. Them kids would be 26 now. RIP
Tomorrow, the French are planning on showing Scotland how things should be done. The Band at Stade de France will play Don't Look Back in Anger (as fans make an England flag mosaic), there will be a minutes silence and the words to the British national anthem will go up on the big screens so the French can join in.
Tom Heaton will start in goal for England v France, with Jack Butland playing the second half (always planned apparently) and Kane will be captain.
Hart's got the photos of Southgate in an uncompromising position...He's the No.1 for the foreseeable...
Don't Look Back in Anger is a better national anthem than our actual national anthem. It definitely gets people singing more easily.