Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders..........please read ......Argyll. Risking the possibility of upsetting you all...............there's got to be a better tune than that American Sousa march.......ooops.
I don't give a monkey's fart who marches to it, who wrote it or my Aunt Fanny whistled it in the blackout. It is the Argyle tune (that is Argyle not Argyll) and has been for as long as I can remember. Anyone else can borrow it, pretend it is theirs or whatever but it is still ours. The fact that anyone even questions this is.......is.......well, I can't believe it.
It's more important at the moment at what tune ..........Heaney is whistling............and do these Irish Phantoms even exist.......the signs are looking iffy.
