Shearer's ebar

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when I was young and in my prime, have added 200lbs since then!

 

I feel for you. Fat as ****, and you have two wooden legs

 

the original ones couldn't take the weight!

 

Evening lads. Trust we are all well.

 

Not since I discovered that marathons are not choccy bars. And my fitness regime was really starting to gain momentum too.

 

Think you've got it bad? I had to eat a third of you in the wolf game

 

You fat git!

 

That Kyle Walker is not right in the head in my opinion.
There's a video of him and his lady doing the rounds with his pet pug giving her big licks in her nether regions and both giggling.
I despair.
Do these players have brain cells?

 

Is it actually him and his bird though? He came out on Facebook and claimed it wasn't him.

I saw the video and was like WTF!

 

Aye one of the lads was showing everyone it this morning at golf. He was saying "Its defo her, look at the tattoo. Nice pussy mind" The fact he is carrying this round on his phone and studying it makes me question his own moral compass, nevermind her/Walker.

 

The lads in the posh seats did the same like. One had downloaded it and was literally laughing his tits off with every play.
The tatt apparently is a perfect match for her.
She was either getting filmed by another bloke or Kyle.

 

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A face only suitable for prison.

 

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FYI - there's a Mafia game being set up on LFC board once the season ends if any of you guys are interested in joining.

Just head over and sign up

 

Cheers Biscan

 

Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to
visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about
how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.

At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions.

Little Sasha puts her hand up and says "I have two questions.
Why did the Russians take Crimea? And why are we
sending troops to Ukraine?"
Putin says "Good questions..." But just as he is
about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go to lunch.

When they come back, they sit back down, there is time for
some more questions.
Another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says "I have
four questions.

My questions are:

Why did the Russians invade Crimea?

Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?

Why did the bell go 20 minutes early?

Where is Sasha?"

 

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I can see Phil Brown going to his beloved Mackems.