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  1. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Found out today, that last year I was at a wedding function which was also attended by Jak Alnwick.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Did he replace an injured best man half way through?
     
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  3. Rafa's Championship Party

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    No, the wedding was on the Saturday but as they had a lot of guests, they had a function on the Sunday which both me and Jak Alnwick attended.
     
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  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    This xmas truce centenary. wasnt it 1915 when it happened? Ah it was 1914 strange only after a few months of it starting
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Right! Attention everyone, we have some work to do!

    I just heard from a certain AGENT BRUCE who believes he should be back online and posting within a week or two.

    We need to sort out a welcome back party! So we need to clean this place up, order in some beer, wine, no - make that champagne, food, a DJ & disco, some dancing girls, oh and some of those blow up sheep he really likes.

    Well, don't just sit there gawping! MOVE IT! Come on people!
     
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  6. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Does he know the Sexy Poll has gone?
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    We'll break that to him gently once he's back - don't want to scare him away before he gets here.
     
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  8. Rafa's Championship Party

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    He'll be gutted, he'll see Kendra Wilkinson poll and think she was the fittest one in this years 'I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here.' Poor guy, not Nadia or Melanie Sykes.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    He's more of an Edwina Curry kinda guy, so we might be OK.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    ^^^ PS don't tell him I said that ^^^ <ok>;)
     
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  11. Rafa's Championship Party

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    <laugh>, who do you think he is John Major.
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Whereas ACS is more a John Curry kind of guy.
     
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  13. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Never heard of him.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Careful with the name change cbrad, ACS might think of Alpacas - and you know it's never safe when when old 'inchy' gets horny!
     
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  15. Sweats

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    Merry Christmas my Geordie friends.. Hope you all have a thoroughly splendid time.. <ok>
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you have heard of me.
    I'm the bloke you shared a taxi with after JPF spiked your drink with alcohol.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sweats! have a great one mate.
    after the match of course.
    All the best to you and the family.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    frohe Weihnachten und ein glückliches neues Jahr meine Nazi Freund
     
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  19. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Merry Christmas Sir!
     
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