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Gutted rowdy roddy gone, absolute legend of those steroid pumped great times. I shall raise a glass to him tonight. I'm in Portugal, it is ****ing roasting hot here - anywhere between 30-35 all day. The missus has already issued 3 warnings for perving on the women round the pool. Couple of decent red heads too ACS...

 

Villamora or Albufeira mate?
Ps- pics of redheads or I call BS.

 

Just outside albufeira in Portimao - hotel in nice enough. Little one likes it. Weather is unbelievable. However we keep comparing everything to Cala Mesquida in Mallorca last year. It's daft because that was just a ridiculously good family hotel. I'm thinking of doing a golf trip to vilamoura in October time. I'll try to get a pic but I don't want arrested. The cans on one of them are ridiculous. Completely fake but very alluring

 

Bool into Albufeira old town on a night mate and check out the mime artist fella in the square. Camp as **** but funny with it.

 

May well do. Taking the little one to zoo marina

 

I see the Mackems are beeling away as usual. Their board is entertaining at times I have to say

 

lads- matchday thread will be up tonight when I get home.

 

Just got offered an even better promotion. At this rate I'll be king of the company in a couple of weeks

 

Practice makes perfect blow job wise eh. I think you need to settle down though. Setting yourself two weeks is a lot of jizz gargling for you.

 

Still ****ing or different dept?

 

Same department, fancier title

 

You mean they've given you a box of latex gloves, some listerine and an extra 20p an hour?

 

ANNNNDDDDD.... I get to eat all the left over Thornton's selection choccies the bosses Allsation doesn't want. Mmmmmm... slobbered on coffee truffles

 

You'll be able to 'out corporate' SP and WE can then throw gold dusted prawn sarnies at the twat.

 

Bits of snotted-on Turkish Delight, as a reward for a 45 minute tugathon that's left your right arm in bits, his mind was on his spreadsheet the whole time, but you're so beneath him that you can't even tickle his balls to speed things up.

 

From the Stadium of ****e? Remember he has been infected now. That's a good chucking arm.

#doping

 

That's a lot of 'inside' knowledge. Are you JPF'S manager?

 

We don't know much about JPF, but from what we do know we can be fairly confident he has got well developed right arm muscles.

 

Nah, he's much higher up the chain than me, I clean his dirty cups.

 

Well its better than cupping his dirty sack like ACS