Shearer's ebar

Its a random link you fruit.

Why not just copy the article instead if expecting folks to click on it?

We get loads on our board. Never click on them. My pet hate.

 

No, it isn't.

Your paranoia is not my concern.

Yes, it's really hard work to click on a link!

<youcouldntmakeitup>

 

A joker is meant to be funny. Perhaps it time for a new name.

 

A new name eh?

How about Chris De Brrrr?

 

Tom Jones the knicker thief.

 

OT: I was being dragged along to see Rihanna at the Stadium of ****e in the summer supported by The Weekend. Not really my bag but it was a birthday present for the missus and I thought she was bound to be pretty naked. I have it on good authority it will be cancelled and she will replaced by Beyonce a week later. So not only did the toon win, I'm a couple of hundred quid better off after the weekend. I'll just take her out for a meal or something to make up for it.

Things are definitely looking up. We are going to avoid relegation and keep all our best players.

 

Beyonce goes pretty naked as well you know.

 

Just doesn't do it for me in same way as Rihanna. I mean I wouldn't kick her out of bed by any stretch but there is a gulf in class. Its like Barcelona vs Man U.

 

Ali Brownlee has died lads.

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/ali-brownlee-dies-just-months-10893441

RIP

 

So this is where the Newcastle board is....

I seem to have been lost in the land of the Scouse mafia for the past week!

 

You always like to mention Mafia... mmmmmm


NEVILLE

 

I never really liked KP and only enjoyed watching him play. However he has gone up in my estimation. Yes his football knowledge is sketchy but any dig at the mackems is accepted

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/kevin-pietersen-not-sure-ate-10912046

tomnoddy? Was this not out of the The Hobbit when Bilbo is describing a fool/stupid person/simpleton? Even better .

 

Rihanna has pulled the plug on the gig in Sunderland due to logistical reasons.
... those being that someone probably showed her a picture of the place

 

These ITK types eh, calling this a couple of weeks back I say ITK, I'm not sure if being ITK about things happening in the SOS are anything to crow about. Boosts my Cheltenham coffers though eh?

 

You should buy yourself a dictionary, there is no E on the end of Light

 

Trainspotting on Film4 now lads.
Sublime.

 

Albert even counts Eddie Stobart lorries.

 

Honestly that Van Gaal dive was the moment of the season for me. Absolute legend. They can't sack him now.