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Signs of growing old

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  1. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I always thought Campanology was the study of tents.
     
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  2. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Must remember to recover that webcam from Chazz's lounge.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, May 13, 2017
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  3. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Steady, he'll be here in a minute swearing at me for that quip.
     
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  4. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Looks good in a vest does Chazz...very Bruce Willisesque.
     
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  5. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    I'll take your word for it, although I wouldn't imagine he'd look good in anything -except possibly a straightjacket.
     
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  6. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    No - but at work I regularly wonder why the mouse isn't working with the computer ...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, May 13, 2017
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  7. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    Had another Senior moment yesterday. Unusually drove to the shop, and then walked home before remembering my car was at the shop. I am actually 55 today. Any chance this thread this is slowly progressing into my diary of my spiralling demise into dementia?
     
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    askewshair, May 15, 2017
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  8. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    All the best Askew YOC.

    Someone stuck on here last week that we're all old ****s with minds of 14 year olds, maybe Al.

    Any road, I spent last night sat with my daughter in hospital, nothing serious. While we were waiting for her to be admitted we were listening to the old girl, Allison "2 Ls", 83, in the next bed, going through her questionnaire with the nurse

    "Are you ok swallowing?"

    "Yes, absolutely"

    Giggles from me, "Dad grow up" from my daughter.

    "Do you sleep well?"

    "I do, but my husband is up 5 or 6 times a night & I have to give him a hand"

    "Not bad for 83, no wonder your wrist is ****ed"

    "Dad shut up or you're going"

    I'm growing old but I'll never grow up.

    Happy Birthday!!
     
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  9. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    Haha,,Hey my first greeting. Cheers you old perv!! But you are right, we don't really get any older mentally do we?
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Many happy returns askew.
     
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    Happy Birthday Askews
    I'm looking forward to following your dementia diary so I can know what to expect in a few years time! ;)
     
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  12. DMD

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    I'm waiting for third party proof that you've actually got the right day before wishing you happy birthday.
     
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    DMD, May 15, 2017
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  13. C'mon ref

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    At the bottom of our stairs is a mirror on the wall, late mother in laws actually, lovely 1950's thing, Art Deco or whatever?, anyway although I'm by no means tall, dark and handsome, think more Ewok, I'm just glad to see my ugly mug stareing back at me as I go to the kitchen to make a cup of tea. I may creak, groan, click (knees), but I smile, well with a face like mine there is nothing more you can do.
     
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    Oh and a birthday was mentioned, all the belated best Askew, 55 blimey you are a kid :)
     
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    Wondering if you'll ever see City in the PL again.
     
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  16. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I said that to my son yesterday, I wonder if I will see them back there in what is left of my life.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Kinell john chin up. You're fit as a fiddle and strong as an ox.
    Well be back and you'll be there.
     
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  18. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Well I rode to Anlaby and back yesterday 50 miles round trip, so not bad for an oldun. I was more thinking we might not see the EPL for another 20 or 30 years, but maybe I am just feeling down today.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., May 15, 2017
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  19. charles stokell

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    I had a haircut this week I was very annoyed as it was the only hair I had.
     
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    charles stokell, May 15, 2017
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    You affectionately named it Tony, cos t'was t'ony one you 'ad :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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