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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by SydneyTiger14, Apr 18, 2017.

  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    I've been engaged for over 25 years, I think I've got away with it now.

    I did get married before though, at Ferriby church.
     
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  2. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    **** the complainers. If I get hitched I'll invite who the **** I want, tough titties to the rest of em.
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Proof that marriage means **** all.
    Twenty years not married.
     
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  4. dennisboothstash

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    What time should we all arrive?
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

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    We should do a sweep on how many seconds into bummers speech he loses it big style.
     
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  6. bum_chinned_crab

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    Hang on, I'm not even engaged yet.
     
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  7. BrAdY

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    You asked me last night
     
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  8. Amin Yapusi

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    Marriage is just a way for people on benefits to dodge tax.

    Oh and legal theft for women.
     
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  9. Walter Sobchak

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    I had a church wedding as it made it seem proper to me. I don't really buy into the 'it's just a piece of paper' argument.
     
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  10. Steven Toast

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    Fair enough, each to their own.
     
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  11. Kempton

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    24 years unmarried <ok>
     
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  12. Real ale tiger

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    Removed by me.
     
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  13. DMD

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    Shall I merge this with the RIP thread now, or after the wedding?
     
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  14. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Sydney.

    As mentioned in a previous thread don't get involved in wedding arrangements, you'll not be listened to, you'll be wrong & you'll end up doing what she wants anyway.

    Set about, with your best man, organising your stag do. I'd recommend Hull, May 4th - 14th next year. This will guarantee you seeing the final game or games of the season (depending which league we're in). It will give your Aussie pals time to save whilst also showing the foresight to include your real pals (off here) the opportunity to celebrate, with you, your upcoming shackling.

    If she's a true "keeper" she'll be fine about it.
     
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  15. Amin Yapusi

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    Ben always has great ideas.

    Except maybe not Hull, I'd advise going to Leeds and commuting for games.
     
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  16. Evington

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    Good advice
     
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  17. Steven Toast

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    Vegetable cake. It just doesn't sit right with me...
     
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  18. bum_chinned_crab

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    We're getting into Peter Kay's 'use the same one joke for 20 years' territory...
     
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  19. Edelman

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    You'd change your mind if you tasted the carrot cake I make Sterling.
     
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  20. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    It's the wedding favours that pissed me off, not only did I have to buy everyone's tea, I had to buy them little treats to leave on the table as well
     
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