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  1. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Bloody satnavs...

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    United Airlines reveal new uniform for cabin crew in their re-branded Clubbed Class. :)

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    An example of a pointless sign? I would have though this applies to every door... :)

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    Disgruntled Arsenal fans call on United Airlines to help remove Wenger...

     
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    A perfect response... <laugh>

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    He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty beaver...

     
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    Received this belated humorous birthday card yesterday.

    A Puppy is speaking to a duckling (don't ask why).

    Puppy asks the duckling "Do you know what a Sh!tzu is?"

    Duckling replies "A zoo with no animals!"
     
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    For a change, something gained in the translation I think...


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    An Arab Sheikh was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.

    After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.

    A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who this time was more than happy to donate his blood.

    After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
    The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab had not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. So he phoned the Arab and said him: "I thought you would be more generous than that - last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates!"

    To which the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but remember I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".
     
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    An ad for WD-40 from 1958 when it was first on the market. They certainly had a way with words back then - in fact, I'm off to the shed to see if I've got any...

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    Anyone else spot this in the Wobby? In the comments on an article about Bushey residents complaints re a housing developer - classic response. <laugh> hahaha.JPG
     
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    Bit of a play on words from two langauges.

    A French man and a Mexican were walking down the street when a beautiful lady in a short skirt fell over.

    The Frenchman said "C'est la vie" as he helped her up. The Mexican replied "Yo tambien güey se la vi todo!!"
     
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    Interviewer to famous children's author: "What are you doing in the wardrobe?"
    Famous children's author: "It's Narnia your business."
     
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