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  1. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    And at 52 you get more satisfaction from a good **** than a leg over <laugh>
     
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    ^^^Virgin
     
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  3. NSIS

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    Power ****ing!? An intriguing concept!...
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yea Google it next time you're at the gym.
     
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  5. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    I would rather be a Virgin than HIAG's play thing like you :emoticon-0126-nerd:<whistle>:emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Every holes a goal HB
     
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  7. NSIS

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  8. Skylarker

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  9. Chief

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    Come on, you must have!

    I memorably did it once while driving from Manchester to south Wales, about twenty years ago mind.

    I decided to take the mid Wales A road route and it was dark and quiet and so, you know, I got stuck in while listening to Kate Bush.
     
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  10. The Prime Minister

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    Why pull your own pud, get a woman to do it for you, then get them to clean the mess up <ok>
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    I'm glad I'm not alone here :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Saw a bloke in Mexico ****ing in his open top VW Beetle. He was driving around the block and ****ing whilst watching all the hookers hanging outside of hotels. I was on the balcony of my hotel and saw the fat greasy old Mexican furiously tugging away <laugh>
     
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  13. The Prime Minister

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    That was HIAG
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If HIAG claimed to be in Mexico, it means he was in Mansfield.
     
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    Had a Ripple bar, I'm working on it.
     
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    Very enlightened, Kustard.

    I'd suggest that to my lady, but I value my private parts and sort of like them where they are!
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    ****off! <grr>
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    I take it you're in Mansfield <laugh>
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    Mansfield is full of fatties
     
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    You can ****off as well <laugh>
     
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