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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Jun 9, 2016.

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I didn't think those topless car washes were allowed to operate before the watershed? :)
     
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    I'm not perfect lolz
     
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    I never get any problems mate ;)
     
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

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    Take your filthy mind somewhere else

    This is the Ramadan thread

    Infidel
     
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  5. Highburyal

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    Just had my munch for the day!
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    See thats the advantage of living close to the equator. 430am to 545pm here. Of course its 36degrees C and 100% humidity so spend a lot of time indoors during Ramadan.
    Good luck to you all anyway.
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    Where near the Equator are you? If you can accommodate, look likes a good place to Fast.

    Thanks for the good wishes Jakarta

    Edit: You're in Jakarta
     
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    Well spotted. Its also a lot easier when almost everyone else is fasting as well, restaurants all have curtains shut so you cant see people eating inside.
    Hour and half to go here now - can hear the servants starting to get food ready.
     
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  9. Lovearsenalcock

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    On my way to Jakarta

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    **** man, respect on the whole fasting thing.
    My chubby arse couldnt do it.
    You aren't allowed water between certain hours either right?
    In this weather? **** that for a game for soldiers.
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    I was chatting to my Afghan mate and talking about the water situation. He was like 'England no water, no problem, No water in Afghanistan, big problem'.
     
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    No water..until sunset...which is around 9.25 this evening.

    Hopefully I can bag myself a few Virgins by the end of the day.
     
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    Must be difficult to fit all your Missus's in in the 6hrs available.
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    I'm sure HB will be along soon, I'm sure you've already laid a wum-mine somwhere.

    That's one virgin.

    Fossy might be about later too.
     
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  15. Lovearsenalcock

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    Yes brother, oh I'm glad you get my dilemma.

    Which reminds me, I need to check my rota to see which one is feeding me tonight.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    HIAG's laying there with his legs spread if the others don't turn up ... just seen his latest fcuk up thread ... Oh my ... :)
     
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    Flattered to know I'm always in your thoughts Arnold ... :)

    Guess you'll be over worked tonight applying your specialist salve technique to your Spud buddies? ... mind you, a scouser being over worked is a bit of a milestone itself ... just hope you have enough dental floss to keep you smelling minty fresh :)
     
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  19. gooner4ever

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    I do admire how you manage to fast, it must be really hard for you what with you getting the munchies.

    Seriously mate respect to you :afro:
     
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    What about Muslim footballers like?
     
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