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  1. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    My step son got a Spurs mug for Christmas and since its been in the house, Spurs have had better fortunes than us.

    The misses knows I want it gone but it's too obvious to just break it. We often stack the mugs in the cupboard and she already thinks I'm bonkers after I insisted that under no circumstance does she place that mug on top of my LFC one!! <laugh>

    I need suggestions. I need this jinx gone!
     
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, Jan 21, 2017
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Go voodoo on it, burn it, piss in it, chip bits off it during their games.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 21, 2017
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    be a man and smash it into bits

    OR just chip it badly.... then it can be called cheap tat.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 21, 2017
  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    If they're stacked, you could sacrifice your Liverpool one and topple the lot. She won't think you've intentionally broken yours and then you can just buy another Liverpool mug.
     
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    Zanjinho, Jan 21, 2017
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  5. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    It will fall to pieces itself between now and May <ok>
     
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    organic red, Jan 21, 2017
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  6. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, Jan 21, 2017
  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Better question is how did you let your son grow up supporting Spurs?!
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jan 21, 2017
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  8. Enricky.

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    Step son <doh>
     
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    Enricky., Jan 21, 2017
  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Point?
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Jinx or no jinx. Why stand to have that mug in YOUR house at all? Get rid!

    Bet I'm 100% certain it is a jinx.
     
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    Zingy, Jan 21, 2017

  11. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Not sure if this works or just bad luck on my behalf lol. Put the cup in a Washing up bowl (assuming you don't have dishwasher you posh **** lol) very hot water, if you accidently slightly knock the cup the handle will fall off and then you can bin it <cheers>
     
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    jenners04, Jan 21, 2017
  12. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    He was already tainted. <ok>
     
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, Jan 21, 2017
  13. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    That's a bit of a screwed bet (for anyone else) mate...
     
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    Zanjinho, Jan 21, 2017
  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    There is a cup with Spurs name on it? upload_2017-1-21_12-20-41.jpeg
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Jan 21, 2017
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  15. johnsonsbaby

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    If buying a spurs mug for Christmas has brought them luck since, then get your missus to buy you a new Liverpool one for Valentine's .....
     
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    johnsonsbaby, Jan 23, 2017
  16. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    It's in the garage lads.....once nobody notices it missing it's in the bin....in pieces <ok>
     
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, Jan 23, 2017
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  17. saintKlopp

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    Will we start winning again now?
     
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    saintKlopp, Jan 23, 2017
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    spurs have already fallen apart!
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 23, 2017
  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    When Hoddle was God.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Jan 23, 2017
  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    When was Hoddle Robbie Fowler? Did he dress up as him one Halloween?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jan 23, 2017
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