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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, Jun 21, 2017.

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Nowt like a gush in the mush from a sloppy tush.
    Ban that you ****ing ****ers.
    Piss flaps.
     
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Thats like poetry! Beautiful!
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Its like reading shakespeare

    Poet Bill.
     
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  4. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Spitting lyrics.
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I hope not, Billy might get bard.....<whistle>
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Billys follow up masterpieces.

    The blurt in the skirt.
    The twat in the hat.
    A twinge in the minge.
     
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    Commachio, Jun 21, 2017
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  7. grandpops

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    <laugh>

    Masterful.
     
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  8. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    A fanny is canny.
    Especially if it's a granny.
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I used to be into necrophilia until some old c@nt split on me.
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    Seriously though.
    Have any of you had a squirter?
    I had a one used to do it in my beer.
    Horny as ****.
     
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  11. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Nowt like a thumb up the bum from your best mates mum.
    Put that in your pipes and smoke it!
    Arse Biscuits!

    Hip Priest, 2017
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    ffs Billy man. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  13. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Ban this twat!
     
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  14. Brian Storm

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    Most squirt from my experience. Some slightly, some uncontrollably but they usually squirt to some degree.
     
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  15. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Hark at Dr Love here! <laugh>
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    It improved the flavour mate. <ok>
     
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    Must have been a shocking pint. Easier to take it back. Surprised the other customers put up with it.
     
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  18. E.T. Fairfax

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    If it had been a Stanley pub the locals would have been hugely entertained!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Jun 21, 2017
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  19. Brian Storm

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    Easiest way is with your index and middle finger, easy.
    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Some cabaret that like.
     
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