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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Not that rancid jockish thing
     
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    Commachio, May 31, 2016
  2. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    But that doesn't tell us much does it? come on, where's your level? pick someone.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Patsy Kensit. A proper old bike.
     
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    Commachio, May 31, 2016
  4. Billy Death

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    I wouldn't shag that like.
    Tits like two peas under an ironing board.
    But I'd smash Lorraine Kelly. <ok>
     
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    Billy Death, May 31, 2016
    TEL and salad fingers like this.
  5. Tel (they/them)

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    Lisa Riley Billy?
     
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    Tel (they/them), May 31, 2016
  6. Billy Death

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    Nah, she's a bit young for me mate.
     
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  7. QWOP

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    A milf thread!!! Something I can really get into ;)
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Really? Isn't she about 45?

    What age do you start at?
     
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    Tel (they/them), May 31, 2016
  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Jennifer Lopez

    Tia Leone

    Sandra Bullock

    Liz Hurley

    One bottle of baby oil and a sex swing.
     
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    Tel (they/them), May 31, 2016
  10. mackemwelder

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    A few year ago i would but she's looking a bit rough now like.

    What about Helen Mirren?
     
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  11. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Defy mate, or a threesome of Liz Hurley and Sienna Miller and me :)
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Bring only one to the bbq thread.


    Ps. You got N.Ireland on the euro thread. Get on it ya twat.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Canny in the film RED
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd rather you weren't there mate, it spoils it a bit for me looking at Liz Hurley on the end of your dirty old balls
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 1, 2016
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    Elle McPherson
    Claudia Schiffer
    Helena Christensen
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  16. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Still a wee bit poorly mate so being selective when i get on here, will have a look later. Anyway, how the **** did i end up with the paddies?
     
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  17. mackemwelder

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    I'll wash them :)
     
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    And that other yank bitch who was Bruce Willis's girlfriend, i'd give her one or two.
     
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    That bird off Loose Women.

    Andrea-McLean-TV-Choice-Loose-Women-508708.jpg
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

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    Used to enjoy BBC Breakfast a few years back!

    Just checked her age. She's only 43 now! Thought she'd be older than that to be honest.
     
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