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Really? I was soooo sure it was you that left this hat behing in Billy's Bar ...


This label fell out of it too ...

 

So that's why you buy me loads of ale

 

I don't like the way this thread is going..........

 

Don't tell me you're in the closet too?

 

How very dare you

 

Its usually Glory who turns things into a gay thread
for once the grumpy ****er is innocent

 

Honest Guv, he hacked my computer!

Btw, wasn't it you who came on here (oo-er!) and called yourself a bear?

 

Big friendly bear though, I don't speak gay, so didn't realise they had "claimed" it

 

Aye, they're all friendly, I'm told.

Only reason I know is that one of my best mates came out in his 50s. Worrying thing about it is his partner is a fat Jock called Neil. And they're both bears. Got told all of the classifications, but the only other one I can remember is the 'twinkles' (or is it 'twinkies'?), which is the really camp ones you want to give a backhander to.

 

Serious question Neil, Did you know your mate was gay before he came out ?

 

Had absolutely no idea. Married, 2 kids. Apparently his hobby was going to gay saunas & reckons he shagged 1000 guys over the years. None of us guessed. His wife still doesn't know, although the kids have guessed (it's an Indian thing).

 

A lad I've known from my school days was married for a good few years , but separated, then divorced, turned out she was a lesbian, cracking bird as well, anyhow, the lads who are big mates with him reckon he's gay but coming from a rough tough area he daren't "come out" I've always had my suspicions cos he is camp as ****, and I know a bird he pulled but never did the deed even though he got her in the sack.
Each to their own though

 

Well if he needs a wing man to 'see him through', so to speak, then perhaps Elland can cancel a few appointments If nothing else, your mate would like Ellands hairdresser car.

 

He ain't gonna like that

 

Your mate won't? Can't be gay then!

 

It must be a Harrogayt thing

 

There was a clue ten years ago when he slipped him a length over a christmas drink.

 

You are talking about you arn't you....
Its ok you are among friends here, we will suport you and wont take the piss at all.

 

**** off paddy...