Los Angeles FC are set to agree a deal with Wesley Sneijder for him to become their first Designated Player when they join the MLS in 2018.
Peterborough United have signed 22-year-old striker Jack Marriott from Luton Town for a fee worth in the region of £400,000. (he was born in Beverley apparently).
Former Charlton, Chelsea, Newcastle, West Ham, Spurs and Fulham midfielder Scott Parker has announced his retirement from football.
Wolves are closing in on the £1m signing of 27-year-old Scottish left-back Barry Douglas from Turkish side Konyaspor.
Hearts have signed Northern Ireland striker Kyle Lafferty on a two-year deal. He'll wear the number 9 shirt.
When does the transfer window open? I have it on good authority that no deals can be done until then. These smiley things, why does Fellini get one all to himself?