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Summer Transfer Thread...please put all rumours here

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Stan Dupp, May 20, 2016.

  1. MelburnIAN

    MelburnIAN Well-Known Member

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    Solves a number of problems, but does it create more?
    Would be just typical if the pair go and Bournemouth become a most miserly defence in PL. Couldn't happen, could it?
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    ...................and who said Santa does come in July!
    ( Now, if this is some kind of sick joke, I'll be really p-ssed!)
     
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  3. jeffranger

    jeffranger Well-Known Member

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    Take it & run!
     
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  4. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Eff and Jeff! Oh, yes please! Swoop away, Ed.
     
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  5. BlindFaith

    BlindFaith Well-Known Member

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    Clearly looking to offload Caulker & Onuoha probably won't be guaranteed a 1st place so apart from need a replacement & a new captain I don't see it creating any real problems.
     
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  6. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    I would drive them there for £15 million. (Nearly the last two of the big earners gone..Sandro is still here isn't he?)
    Caulker no loss at all....Ned is a really good sort, always given his best but just not quite good enough, and definately no on field leader.

    I think we have a back four sorted out from Hall, Lynch, Bidwell, Robinson, Cole, Furlong, Perch, even Henry (have I forgotten anyone)....what is missing is a reliable CB back up...but with £15million we could find a junior up and coming CB.

    Yes please, but suspect paper talk...but would be very happy to see Caulker go anywhere
     
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  7. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    OH YES YES YES
    CAULKER ABSOLUTELY USELESS NEEDS TO WEAR A DRESS
    NEDUM ONORA COMPLETE PHYSICAL SUPREMACY WITH THE BRAIN OF A DUCK
    BUT THIS REALY WONT HAPPEN WE NEVER GET THIS MUCH LUCK

    BUT IMAGINE IT DID AND WE BUY A WINGER AND TWO STRIKERS THAT CAN SCORE
    NO MORE FALLING TO SLEEP WHILST WATCHING QPR BECAUSE THEY ARE A MADDENING BORE
    SEB POLTER GETS PUT INTO HIS TRUE POSITION WHICH IS CENTER HALF
    HE NEVER WAS A STRIKER ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH

    ELLERS CHOKES ON HIS PRAWN SANDWHICH AS WE SCORE SIX GOALS EVERY MATCH
    AND IM AFRAID FORGET THE PLAY OFFS AS KNOWBODY GETS NEAR US WE ARE TOO GOOD TO CATCH
    THIS MESSAGE BOARD BECOMES NUMBER ONE AND EVERY ONE SAYS
    ITS THAT BLASTED POET, HE KEEPS PUTTING ON HIS CAP LOCKS ,HES THE NEW PAM AYRES
     
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  8. Ciarrai_Abu

    Ciarrai_Abu Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl keep 'em coming Ted
     
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  9. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    Why would anyone buy the centre back pairing from one of the most spineless relegation sides in living memory?
     
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  10. finglasqpr

    finglasqpr Well-Known Member

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    Very good Ted, I enjoyed reading that.
     
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  11. ELLERS

    ELLERS Well-Known Member

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    Ted i am honoured to get a mention in one of your masterpieces. :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  12. Ciarrai_Abu

    Ciarrai_Abu Well-Known Member

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    Sshh! Even ditches have ears.
     
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  13. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    One of your best .....Pam
     
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  14. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    gone off Eddie Howe as England manager
     
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  15. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    THANKS GUYS THATS NICE ITS A SHAME THE OTHER FOUR THOUSAND POEMS ARE LOST ON ALL THE MESSAGE BOARDS
    BUT IT DOSNT MATTER THESE ONLY TAKE I MINUTE TO WRITE
    BUT ANYWAY THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER GOT FIVE LIKES FOR A POEM OF COURSE NOW IM AFTER SIX LIKES
    YOU GUYS NO THE NATURE OF THE TED
    LIKE BRIAN CLOUGH IVE GOT A VERY BIG HEAD
    IVE LOST ROOFE TO LEEDS
    OH HOW MY HEART BLEEDS
    IVE HEARD OF DONALD DUCK BUT WHO THE XXXX IS DONALD DACK
    WELL IF WE SIGN HIM HE WILL PUT MORE GOALS INTO OUR ATTACK
    POOR BOURMOUTH WITH CAUKLER AS THERE CENTER BACK,I MEAN HOW DOES HE MISS ALL THOSE HEADERS HAS HE GOT A HOLE IN HIS HEAD
    AND ON THE GROUND HE MISSES EVERY TACKLE HE OFTEN TACKLES THE REF INSTEAD
    OH DEAR OH DEAR
    I HOPE THE CHIEF DOSNT THROW A SPEAR
    IVE GOT A FEELING THESE CHERRIES FANS ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE POOR OLD QPR
    BUT ONE GOOD THING WE ARE COMMING UP AND CAN GET TO BOURNMOUTH BY CAR
    IM GOING TO GIVE ELLERS A LIFT DOWN THERE HE CAN SHAIR BECAUSE HES A STAR
     
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  16. Hoops Eternal

    Hoops Eternal Well-Known Member

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    It's not April the 1st is it? Oh yes please, surely we are not this lucky!
     
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  17. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Bournemouth's new Director of Football is Stevie Wonder...<laugh>
     
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  18. Loveitupthebush

    Loveitupthebush Well-Known Member

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    Shhhhh he might read this board
     
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  19. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Oh Ted, your poems take a minute to write,
    Which probably explains why many are ****e.
     
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  20. QPRoma

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    Sandro off to Rubin Kazan. Champagne anyone ?
     
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