Match Day Thread Sunderland v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

I decided not to take the SAFC ticket in the Mackem end.. in the end.
It's not fair on the lad if I got worked up and 'outed myself' as a Mag through my potential actions/behaviour. I reckon he could lose his ticket, or at very least be in the bad books of the fans who sit around him on match day.
Instead I've taken the SEAFRET ticket for Bridlington Spa and will watch the match beforehand with my Mackem dad and brother in a suitable boozer.
There's quite a few Mackems in Brid and very few Mags so it should be interesting.
Have to say I'm honestly not nervous at all with this one, not a jot.
I genuinely have little hope we will get any kind of result.
Mackems need the points so will therefore try harder I'm afraid.

..... and then I'll have to put another Avi up of Comms choosing and also probably add to my sig for him.

It's not easy being Comms bitch.

 

I smell a little double bluff psychology going on here...

 

In the past, I have indeed tried that strategy Whitey but sadly, on this occasion I'm lower than a limbo dancing Ant.
Get your violins out for the lads

 

Now i definitely smell a fiddle..

 

Albert certainly gives off a uniquely pungent smell (akin to a tramp who has just spent a week sleeping in a cesspit) but I do think he's telling the truth here.

 

Albert he is not very happy with your description of him though..

 

Truth hurts!

 

So does a 12 inch strap on up your ass when I see you next baby.

 

I like to string you along....

 

Hey! How did you know I'd have a... oh wait, I see.

 

It would take more than an utter bassoon such as you to string me along pal..

 

There you go again, always trying to blow your own trumpet....cymbalically of course.

 

I see once again that Whitey is conducting himself badly, trying to orchestrate a way to make a tuba of himself!

 

Watch it lads or I'll shake your maracas..

 

3 in one.
The stakes are raised I see.

 

Just for the record(er) I always try to drum up posts on a thread by snare(ing) posters into a bit of conve(fluted) punnery.

I'll pipe down now and not harp on anymore.

 

I used to collect those PG tips cards.

 

too easy, too easy...must not bite, must not bite.......

 

They have to be in the running for the best adverts ever, although I don't condone using animals in this way..