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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, Jul 23, 2017.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You been watching Hostel again?
     
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    Commachio, Jul 23, 2017
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. Very clever.
     
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    Commachio, Jul 23, 2017
  3. Nacho

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    I remember at uni making a case that I could kill someone with a roll up filter, people laughed but I knew. May have been stoned at the time.
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    Was that the film where a bloke burned a Jap lasses eye out with a welding torch?
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 24, 2017
  5. Burly Hurley

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    I'm sure its in one of Ludlum's Jason Bourne's books that he kills someone with a rolled up chocolate bar or sweet wrapper.
     
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    Burly Hurley, Jul 24, 2017
  6. marcusblackcat

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    Cable ties! Awesome weapon
     
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    marcusblackcat, Jul 25, 2017
  7. Billy Death

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    Plastic handcuffs. <ok>
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 25, 2017
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    Cable tied my mate to a signpost in Leeds - arms and legs! then stripped him down to his boxers and left him there (Stag do shenanigans)

    He hasn't forgiven us yet I don't think!!
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

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    I once killed someone with a rolled up Topic, they had a nut aĺlergy.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 25, 2017
  10. bonnybobbypark

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    Never, ever put your japs eye on a blow torch.

    Charlie says..........

    x
     
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    bonnybobbypark, Jul 26, 2017
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  11. Billy Death

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    ****ing hell! .<laugh>
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 26, 2017
  12. Smug in Boots

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    Nylon tie wraps Billy, never leave home without them.

    My whole life is held together with the little fellas .....
    ....... we fix endless things on our mad holidays with them, use them to repair the van and in our 'games'.

    My idea of 'courting', when I was younger, was a bottle of chloroform and a pocket of my little nylon friends ..... never failed <laugh>

    On the dark side, the bigger ones are handy to restrain someone, if they're a little uppity, or to pull tightly round their necks if they get out of hand.

    I'd recommend them to the board <ok>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Jul 26, 2017
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  13. Billy Death

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    Your points are duly noted Smug. <ok>
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 26, 2017
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  14. Smug in Boots

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    Errr right, thanks Billy ....... you're not in charge of some kind of register are you <doh>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Jul 26, 2017
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  15. Billy Death

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    No mate but if any of us was a copper we could nail a few on here I reckon.
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 26, 2017
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  16. MrRAWhite

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    Most people I know who box are not tools at all..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 26, 2017
  17. polyphemus

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    No, it's medium.

    If it was an H5 it would be hard:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    polyphemus, Jul 28, 2017
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    Amongst the things in my garage, lies my old scouts knife.
    I went and bought this myself when I was about ten, over 60 years ago.
    Having a sheath knife strapped to your belt was part of the uniform then.
    It's a bit smaller now due to sharpening, and it's mainly used for scraping dried paint off the screwdriver that I use as a stirrer.

    I suppose I should hand it in, but nostalgia is a funny thing.
     
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