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Off Topic The complaints thread

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by UTRs, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to complain about my wake up call this morning.

    On the plus side it was prompt (07:00 on the dot!) and also highly creative.

    On the minus side it was very destructive and caused massive inconvenience to my neighbours. Was it really necessary to drive at speed down Victorian streets very much like those around Loftus Road, lose control and demolish the front walls and railings of the two houses next to mine? Especially, as the police inform me, as you weren't pissed or stoned? And my eyes told me you aren't a teenage boy?

    Not using that service again.

    Plaudits to the police for removing the car (and driver) so quickly and getting the bricks and bits of twisted railing off the pavement.
     
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  2. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    I was going to complain about my wake up call - skip being changed at 0400, but I went back to sleep, so I won't.
     
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  3. IwasanotherwatfordR

    IwasanotherwatfordR Well-Known Member

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    The destruction of my sense of hope felt just two hours earlier as I wandered down South Africa Rd full of hope and anticipation for the first game of the season.
     
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  4. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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    The arrival of a feckin heatwave, just as I'm about to fly off on holiday!
     
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  5. jeffranger

    jeffranger Well-Known Member

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    I complained to Toby carvery yesterday as had a meal at Eden park on Saturday, after my wife & I had finished I took a trip to the toilet & was washing my hands after as you do, then saw a chef come out of toilet door (the sit down one) & went straight out without washing his hands! Disgusting so sent email & they was very sorry & will send £20 credit voucher as goodwill, it's just the thought of eating that meal & knowing he have done the same thing before I had the meal!
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    And now everyone knows how to get a 20 out of toby
     
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  7. rangercol

    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to complain about being stuck out in 34C heat this afternoon.
    Mind you I did see a Raven quite close up, the second one in two weeks, so not all bad.
     
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  8. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Just watched a re-run of a documentary about Clarifies when we hosted the Olympics.
    They got the Noma chef in from Denmark to prepare his amazing food including live ants.
    I'm reminded of Cathwrine Tate's granny character and what she wold have made of it. What a load of shute!
    So called fine dining is really irritating, pretentious and just silly!
    Call me a peasant if you like but you can't beat good quality wholesome food. Does it really matter what it looks like?!
    Rant over.
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I just to officiate a compliant, just because I haven't complained in over a week.
    I feel that if I don't put forward any form of compliant within a weekly period, I can't consider myself a competent complainer, hence, a loyal QPR supporter.
    A competent complainer should be considered as someone who enjoys a good debate on a singular level, albeit, on a forum.
    Not to be confused with someone who has group discussions, and may be considered a mass debater.
    If such an accusation was forthcoming, then I would seriously consider making another formal compliant!
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Do you not like group discussions Aussie
     
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  11. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to complain about the guy in the gym last night using the Pringles holder for his bottle of water, idiot
     
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  12. EscapeGoat

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    1) People who ignore the train etiquette of letting people off before they get on
    2) That one person in the office who always types too quickly and loudly
    3) Mark Hughes, Harry Redknapp and Chris Ramsey's managerial stints with us
     
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  13. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    just driven past Stoke on way back.from Lakes. Had to give little Boo.
     
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  14. Shawswood

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    People who, because they've just trod on dogshit and are feverishly trying to clean it off the sole of their shoe on clumps of grass, glare fumingly at every dog owner who just happens to be walking past at the time.
     
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  15. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    I would like to complain about the lack of a traditional summertime forum meltdown and member banning thus far.

    Come on, let's have a good old your breath stinks of fish plus other personal abuse....






    On a serious note, well done everyone for giving peace a chance, plus giving our long suffering mods a break<cheers><applause>
     
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  16. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Go **** yourself, you racist scumbag.:emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  17. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Brings to mind the old Michael Winner joke where he called over the waiter to complain that his soup tasted funny, to which the waiter, after a brief kitchen inquiry, replied,"I'm very sorry, Mr Winner, but it seems the chef forgot to **** in it".
     
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  18. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    That's more like it, and less of your blatant sexism...
     
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  19. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Up your sweaty arse. :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  20. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Well your always good for the crack Uber...

    <laugh>:afro:
     
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