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The Curse of leaving thread.

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by ----HistoryRepeating----, Jul 29, 2014.

  1. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully, this thread will become quite fat over the coming weeks, there's certainly the potential with all the movers.

    Anyway, to start with we have the illustrious Lallana, who sadly won't be able to face us due to damaging his lateral collateral ligament. Shame.

    Then we have Luke Shaw. His new manager Louis Van Gaal is not impressed with his fitness.
    "Luke needs to be fit and he’s not very fit and can’t perform how I want. He needs to be fit and to train individually." Ouch.

    Two more & we can start a rumour about an old gypsy curse.....HELL YEAH!
     
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  2. Saints Fan4Life

    Saints Fan4Life Well-Known Member

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    I find the misfortune of our former players very funny. Something has to amuse us right now, and that's it.
     
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  3. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    We are allowed the odd snigger, surely. After-all, we actually benefit from Shaw doing well their with lots of performance related stuff in his contract, but did we forget to tell them that he suffers from colds on a monthly basis & is prone to bloating! <laugh>
     
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  4. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    Great idea for a thread. Let's hope there's plenty in here to help us enjoy the next few months!!
     
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  5. Dark Lord SFC

    Dark Lord SFC Well-Known Member

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    Any misfortune for any of these rats should be greeted with a hearty cheer and a smug grin...Barstewards!!!!!!!!!
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The next Southampton player we buy better come with a warranty! <whistle>
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Luke is prone to the sniffles and indiscrete tweeting.
     
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  8. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Sorry mate we is all sold out....you already have them all anyway.
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We've got some players you can have then... Buy Allen and Borini and you can have Glen Johnson for free!
     
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  10. Adore

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    Nah, youre alright
     
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  11. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Allen! Just like xavi :emoticon-0102-bigsm Isn't he the first evidence of Brenda's fantastic tactic of paying way over the odds for players? You can keep Glen, you never know when you might need someone to clean the squads boots, or stand in for a corner flag if one gets broken. Borini on the other hand would be welcome even if it was just to piss Poyet off.
     
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  12. doritoharv

    doritoharv Well-Known Member

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    So ...

    - Lallana is injured
    - Shaw is deemed "not fit enough"
    - Lovren couldn't get a visa in time to join the preseason in the US

    Not exactly the perfect starts at their new clubs, all 3 could be playing catch-up.

    That just leaves Calum then ... I don't think any of us would wish bad on Rickie would we!?!
     
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  13. Saints14

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    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  14. Paddy Podped

    Paddy Podped Well-Known Member

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    Calum has signed for a club who bought a better right back a few days earlier so he won't get to play at all...does that count?
     
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  15. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    They all come with a Super No Money Back Guarantee, what more can you ask for?
     
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  16. Saints Fan4Life

    Saints Fan4Life Well-Known Member

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    Lambert's now missed a penalty ... maybe there is a curse.
     
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  17. AL.

    AL. Well-Known Member

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    So Lallana is injured, Shaw has been made to train alone due to fitness, Lovren was refused a visa to the US, and our beloved Rickie has missed a pen. Weird. Watch out Chambers is what I say.
     
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  18. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Repeat of Arsenal just starting against Benfica with Chambers at CB, if you want to watch him. On BT Sport 1
     
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  19. tomw24

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    What's going to happen to Pochettino as well? Surely it will be the worst thing. :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  20. Big_Si

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    You would think with all the rain they have,, the grass would be greener up north. Evidently not!

    It was a **** pen from Rickie, maybe the pressure of playing for a team like Liverpool does play apart. Fear for Twatbeard on that front given it took him a season to adjust to the Prem and captaincy at our modest club.

    Hopefully Guly is fairing a little better.
     
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