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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    "to watch Cardiff City"
     
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    " No, no, mercy, I..."
     
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    Don't like it there
     
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    and never will because
     
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    they are beyond redemption
     
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    she whispered rather seductively
     
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  7. Taffvalerowdy

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    into Kiwi's ear as
     
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    he furtively unzipped his
     
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    trousers to reveal his
     
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    complete collection of undercrackers
     
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  11. Taffvalerowdy

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    with the All Blacks
     
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    logo embroidered on the crutch
     
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    of his black underpants
     
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    same on his vest
     
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    which has a large
     
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    picture of Loftus Road
     
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    as a homage to
     
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    his favourite footie team
     
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    who are better than
     
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    Queens Park in Scotland
     
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