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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    or his elbow from
     
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    extra long bodily parts
     
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    To the bakery shop
     
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  5. San Diego

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    the Chuckle Brothers who
     
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    Ilkley Moor Baht 'at
     
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  11. UTRs

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    where the police were
     
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    recording more depressing songs
     
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    whilst eating jam doughnuts
     
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    which created sticky situations
     
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    when they touched women
     
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    like this blokes's tattoo

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