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  1. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    There can be only one page of like to go
     
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  2. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Like updated satis
     
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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
    The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.
    The second, a well mannered elderly woman from the South..
    When conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
    The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
    The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."
    Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
    The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
    Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."
    The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
    "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.
    "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"
    The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a ****?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart"...
     
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    was the bloke not allowed to sing
     
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    Good Evening Likers
     
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    Liked quite a few posts
     
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    wheres your cross then
     
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    The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
    His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, “Where are you going?"

    He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
    She says, "Why, are you sick?"
    He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where the hell are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says, "Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot!"
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    caught up with some liking
     
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    Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
    When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
    his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
    The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong
    and very expensive."
    "How much?" asked Grandpa.
    "$10. a pill," answered the son.
    "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in themorning, I'll put the money under the pillow."
    Later the next morning, the son found$110 under the pillow. He called
    Grandpa and said, “Each pill was$10, not $110.""I knew that," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma"
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Match day like
     
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    Evening Newcastle likers <ok>
     
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    Liked some more posts <ok>
     
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