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not much liking going on

 

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, “Where should I put my pants ?"

“Over there by mine,” was not the answer I was expecting.

 

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Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar.
After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think,from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .'
The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ireland are ya from?'
The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in
Dublin ?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I
lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So did I! So did
I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of
course..'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me,
what year did you graduate?'The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's
see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I
can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight!
Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself!'
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a
beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters,
'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are pissed again'

 

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position with the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said,
"So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.

Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said,
"To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing featuresand oddities like scars and so forth."

So he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew
it after about two seconds.
"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said,
"Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
It's a side profile of his face!
You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde,
stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said,
"What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes!
He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,
“Didn't you hear what I just told the last applicant?
This is side picture profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear!
You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
"This is probably a waste of time, but...."
He flashed the photo for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying,
"All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual features about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did.
This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking
at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,
"You're absolutely right!
His bio says he wears contacts!
How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said,
"Well, Hellooooooooo!
With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.”

 

new week of liking

 

but its Tuesday evening
or is that when your week starts

 

not much liking going on