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Off Topic The More Intellectual Gag Thread

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Mr Hatem, May 9, 2017.

  1. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    A half mile away from the generating plant was a large lake where spent reactor rods were dumped.
    Beside the lake was a notice:
    "Attention Anglers. NO FISSION"
     
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    So an atom walks into a bar with a gun and the bartender says "Who are you and what do you want?" to which the atom replies "The name's Bond, Ionic Bond, and I want an electron taken, not shared."
     
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    How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

    Steven.
     
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    I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre yesterday. I could tell it was him straight away because he had his back to the fuchsias.
     
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    I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.
     
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    Sorry King Curtis, next!
     
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    Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?

    They haven't had any gigs yet.
     
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    "I've just been to Lyme Regis"

    "In Dorset?"

    "Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone"
     
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