Come on in, all welcome but especially members of the green army!!! Landlady: WestCountrylalala Bar manager: GAT-PO Cellerman: Cap't (moan-a-lot) sensible Entertainments manager: Vacancy Toilet cleaner: The fiddler/The ginger minger/Gulliblefool (shifts - there is a lot of crap to clean up here!) Menu: Pasties Pasty & chips Pasty, Chips & beans Pasty, chips & peas Pasty, chips with side salad Pasty & Cider wc rowes pasty & pint Pilgrim's lunch Anything with clotted cream on (especially the bar staff ) Pilgrim's curry (prawn) Suggestions to add to the menu are welcome. *NEW* Non suicidal hour (no hanging, jumping off bridges or over-dosing Tues nights/Sat aftenoon/evenings) Now let me introduce you to the bar staff:
George Clooney has bigger brests............ All I want to know is how much is the lager and is it cold?
Can i have an orange juice please, no ice! Have we only one bar maid? Clooney needs a hair transplant!
Not often right I'm wrong again! Reminds me of being down the Barbican a few years ago and trying to buy a pint of larger in a wine bar. A rather big gentleman asked me to leave, which I did quietly!
Pasty Chips and SIDE SALAD!!!!!!!!!!! Big compost bin then is there? Don't think I've ever been in a wine bar mouldy. On the other hand I've never been confused.
Yes they are Ivor (only the best in our bar) ahem, in which establishment did you get your babycham???
I've eaten something on a stick in a far flung port before now. The definition of something on a stick is usually a pointy stick shoved up the rear end of something crawly with legs still on and barbecued on a brazier in the street. Admitedly it was after one or two strong glasses of liquid. If I survived that then I sure as hell won't worry about healthy eating now. I'll have clotted cream on my pastie and spare the green stuff please.
Hiya folks no mention of Ivor´s please, pastyless for the last few months and getting withdrawel symptons!! Manfeelings how could you miss your biggest game of the season? Do you still have that guy with the boat to get the ball back? Quick vody and coke for me then back to work unfortunately, on a side note why do I have to be the barman? Like my co-worker though!!!!
I thought it was water, not baby cham. All tastes the same i bet. Sensible try a salad and some fruit! I don't eat pasties or cream or chips. I agree Sensible that the healthy option is not always best. Do you have your 5 a day
I certainly do joe. Pasty, chips, burger, chips and of course clotted cream with something to spoil it so it doesn't look too unhealthy.