*** The pilgrimage Bar***

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  1. WestCountrylalala

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    <ale> :emoticon-0167-beer: Come on in, all welcome but especially members of the green army!!! <bubbly>

    Landlady: WestCountrylalala
    Bar manager: GAT-PO
    Cellerman: Cap't (moan-a-lot) sensible
    Entertainments manager: Vacancy
    Toilet cleaner: The fiddler/The ginger minger/Gulliblefool (shifts - there is a lot of crap to clean up here!)



    Menu:
    Pasties
    Pasty & chips
    Pasty, Chips & beans
    Pasty, chips & peas
    Pasty, chips with side salad
    Pasty & Cider
    wc rowes pasty & pint
    Pilgrim's lunch
    Anything with clotted cream on (especially the bar staff ;))
    Pilgrim's curry (prawn)

    Suggestions to add to the menu are welcome.

    *NEW* Non suicidal hour (no hanging, jumping off bridges or over-dosing Tues nights/Sat aftenoon/evenings)

    Now let me introduce you to the bar staff:​
     

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  2. ManFeelings

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    Gutted i'm missing the Shrews vs Pilgrims clash opening day at the meadow :(

    First Post!
     
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  3. mouldyoldgoat

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    Glass of house red plonk please!
     
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  4. sensiblegreeny

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    George Clooney has bigger brests............

    All I want to know is how much is the lager and is it cold?
     
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  5. WestCountrylalala

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    Drinks are cold and free sensible ;)
     
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    The Barmaid is rather over dressed for my liking! Still beggers can't be choosers!
     
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    Mouldy we don't sell "plonk" only <bubbly> so there :emoticon-0172-mooni :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  8. Greenarmyjoe

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    Can i have an orange juice please, no ice! Have we only one bar maid? Clooney needs a hair transplant! :afro:
     
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    Not often right I'm wrong again!

    Reminds me of being down the Barbican a few years ago and trying to buy a pint of larger in a wine bar.

    A rather big gentleman asked me to leave, which I did quietly! :tongue:
     
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    I may add to the bar staff if it gets busy but for now 2 is enough ;)
     
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    <party>No cream on the bar maid for me
     
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    Sorry we are out of orange juice, here's a cuppa :emoticon-0162-coffe
     
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    Pasty Chips and SIDE SALAD!!!!!!!!!!! Big compost bin then is there?

    Don't think I've ever been in a wine bar mouldy. On the other hand I've never been confused.
     
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    :emoticon-0168-drink No OJ, Don't drink tea or coffee, can i have a water Please.

    What pasties are they, Ivor?
     
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    Sensible, at your age you should be eating more healthy stuff!
     
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  16. WestCountrylalala

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    Yes they are Ivor (only the best in our bar) ahem, in which establishment did you get your babycham???
     
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    I've eaten something on a stick in a far flung port before now. The definition of something on a stick is usually a pointy stick shoved up the rear end of something crawly with legs still on and barbecued on a brazier in the street. Admitedly it was after one or two strong glasses of liquid. If I survived that then I sure as hell won't worry about healthy eating now. I'll have clotted cream on my pastie and spare the green stuff please.
     
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  18. mexijan

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    Hiya folks no mention of Ivor´s please, pastyless for the last few months and getting withdrawel symptons!!

    Manfeelings how could you miss your biggest game of the season? :emoticon-0102-bigsm Do you still have that guy with the boat to get the ball back?

    Quick vody and coke for me then back to work unfortunately, on a side note why do I have to be the barman? Like my co-worker though!!!!
     
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  19. Greenarmyjoe

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    I thought it was water, not baby cham. All tastes the same i bet.

    Sensible try a salad and some fruit! I don't eat pasties or cream or chips. I agree Sensible that the healthy option is not always best. Do you have your 5 a day:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  20. sensiblegreeny

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    I certainly do joe. Pasty, chips, burger, chips and of course clotted cream with something to spoil it so it doesn't look too unhealthy.
     
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