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The Player pronunciation thread

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I thought about doing this for a while, here are my suggestion, how do I say Laurent Kosicelny, I've been struggling with this ever since he's been at Arsenal, I've heard people say it in different ways as well.
     
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    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Lor-ron Kos-shell-knee I think <ok>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    This will end in tears.



    For the record, I've got no idea how you say it.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, Because I've heard pundits say Kos-el-ny.
     
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  5. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    If it's Martin Keown then I wouldn't listen. I doubt he could say his own name correctly.
     
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  6. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Why? you becoming a Arsenal fan now from Man C?
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    I prefer 'that french **** who plays for the Goons'. :biggrin:
     
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    My mother taught me to read whilst still in the womb ... she would encourage me to break up the longer words .. really good method. With Koscielny it would therefore be:

    "Ug-Lee-French-Twat" ... works every time ...:cool:

    Good thread mind Matth! <ok>
     
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  10. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Happy to help mate, it's pronounced "c-u-n-t" <ok>
     
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    I'm sensing a theme <whistle>
     
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    Matth is the 'wum master'.... <ok>
     
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    I am ashamed to have fallen for it
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    The pronunciation that surprises me the most is that of scummy **** for Sol Campbell <whistle>
     
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    Doesn't surprise me at all!
     
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    I have football player Tourette's, my ticks are at their worst when I try saying the names of Liverpool players for some reason.
     
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    Didn't they once have a bloke called Sluh-Pee-Gee play for them? ... we had Phil Gee but I don't think they were related <whistle>
     
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    I couldn't say his name without a tick mate, ****ing **** was how I pronounced it <ok>
     
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    Im seeing stupid cnut Meth.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Tea Airy Hon Wee.
     
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