Prediction League The Premier League Prediction Game Thread Of Destiny And Doom!!!

A tad late, apologies, but here comes the long-(forgotten about)awaited follow-up to the World Cup predictions game some people got weirdly into

Thanks to Alan Pardew (the Real one, I'm assured, although he seems to have an intellect above that of a melted spoon, so I'm a bit suspicious), who reminded me, and in fact came up with the ingenious format for this game.

In his words...

A little too succinctly for my liking, so I'm sure I'll come up with an grossly unnecessary tweak to the system to confuse the hell out of everyone

The Cup competitions will be dealt with at a later stage, and for the purposes of keeping my sanity, we're excluding European competition for this season. So get predicting you lazy sods.

The Football Blog Directory First Division
Dr Shak
Tasty Magpie
ACS
Siem-in
DMW
Trev
Heed
Sir Alan Pardew
Lawro
Roland

Second Division
JPF
Nolberto
SPMS
Magic Moussa
Pulp
leez
cbrad
HRH
Jimiley
HDQ

Third Division
Lady E
AnitaSH
ben10
Tash


*Please note, advertising opportunities regarding division names are available. Anyone caught passing on results of the predictions will be hunted down by the JPF for copyrightinfringement and because I'm a boring, money-grabbing, football-spoiling, fun-ruining twit.

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Can't be arsed typing it out again...

 

Man Utd 2 v 1 Swansea
Leicester 1 v 2 Everton
QPR 1 v 0 Hull
Stoke 2 v 0 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 v 0 Sunderland
West Ham 1 v 0 Spurs
Arsenal 3 v 0 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 3 v 0 Southampton
Newcastle 0 v 4 Man City
Burnley 0 v 2 Chelsea

 

Man Utd 2 v 0 Swansea
Leicester 1 v 2 Everton
QPR 1 v 1 Hull
Stoke 2 v 0 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 v 1 Sunderland
West Ham 1- 3 Spurs
Arsenal 3 v 0 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 3 v 0 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 3 Man City
Burnley 0 v 2 Chelsea

 

For what's its worth

Man Utd 2 v 0 Swansea
Leicester 0 v 2 Everton
QPR 1 v 1 Hull
Stoke 3 v 0 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 v 2 Sunderland
West Ham 1 v 2 Spurs
Arsenal 3 v 1 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 2 v 0 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 2 Man City
Burnley 0 v 3 Chelsea

 

Nice to see the straight forward rules JPF!!!!!





Man Utd 2 v 1 Swansea
Leicester 1 v 2 Everton
QPR 0 v 1 Hull
Stoke 2 v 0 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 v 1 Sunderland
West Ham 0 v 2 Spurs
Arsenal 3 v 0 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 3 v 0 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 1 Man City
Burnley 1 v 2 Chelsea

 

Man Utd 3 v 0 Swansea
Leicester 0 v 2 Everton
QPR 3 v 2 Hull
Stoke 3 v 1 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 v 2 Sunderland
West Ham 0 v 2 Spurs
Arsenal 5 v 0 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 4 v 1 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 3 Man City
Burnley 0 v 3 Chelsea

 

I like the cut of your jib on very few occasions JPF. However this last minute hastly thrown together effort is right up my street. Basically you've ****ed it up for everybody to get their predictions in. Its like a "Get to ****" to the masses. Big thumbs up.

 

Man Utd 2 v 0 Swansea
Leicester 0 v 2 Everton
QPR 2 v 1 Hull
Stoke 2 v 1 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 v 2 Sunderland
West Ham 0 v 2 Spurs
Arsenal 3 v 0 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 3 v 1 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 2 Man City
Burnley 0 v 3 Chelsea

 

Man Utd 3 v 1 Swansea
Leicester 0 v 2 Everton
QPR 1 v 0 Hull
Stoke. 1 v 1 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 v 1 Sunderland
West Ham 0 v 2 Spurs
Arsenal 3 v 0 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 2 v 1 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 2 Man City
Burnley 0 v 2 Chelsea

The amount of variables here will drive me crazy. Lot of work to take on jpf, if you ever need help let us know so I can hide

 

Please sir, can I play too?


Man Utd 3 v 1 Swansea
Leicester 0 v 1 Everton
QPR 2 v 2 Hull
Stoke 1 v 0 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 v 1 Sunderland
West Ham 1- 2 Spurs
Arsenal 3 v 0 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 3 v 1 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 3 Man City
Burnley 0 v 2 Chelsea

 

Man Utd 3 v 1 Swansea
Leicester 0 v 2 Everton
QPR 2 v 2 Hull
Stoke 2 v 1 Aston Villa
West Brom 2 v 1 Sunderland
West Ham 0 v 3 Spurs
Arsenal 4 v 1 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 4 v 1 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 2 Man City
Burnley 0 v 3 Chelsea

 

Leaves out Obi in a disgraceful rejection. I say we burn JPF. He is an inferior human being anyway.

 

Come on people - there's plenty of room for new players and it doesn't matter if you're late cos you'll soon make up the points (plus lots of the regular players from the World Cup game are late too).

Why hasn't Me T signed up? I thought he'd love a good bit of anarchy!

 

Of course this proves that you are just too scared of our prediction skills to allow us to play.

 

Remaining games as follows
Liverpool 3-0 Southampton
Newcastle 1-2 Man City
Burnley 0-3 Chelsea

 

****, I missed first week, can I do predictions for next week?

 

Yeah. Easy to catch up in this and over such a long period. Do the other 3 games this weekend.

 

**** start for me

 

Never too late to start and plenty of room for new ones...

Nobody has exactly done well with the games played so far anyway!

Positions so far....

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