The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

Bath City .... ooh my sides,

 

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The tribulations of Bristol Rovers, the only thing that turns this sad old **** on in his advancing years.

Your **** must hae been cancelled this evening, we won so you probably lost your erection.

 

Cancelled ****sake use your spell checker you muppet

 

For **** sake

 

Whilst Banksy had to cancel his ****, it seems your cock gobblers are trying to score on the pitch.... and not in a net https://vine.co/v/OXuWgQuUva2

 

Now we all know what you pulled off to last night.

 

I almost jizzed when Gateshead went 1 nil up

 

I've never felt more like singing the Blues.

 

Pulled off too not to you plank

 

Just writing to wish our Blue Neighbours a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year:

 

Yes, but in good old Saghead style, just as one erection slowly evaporates away, your bag of **** club manages to **** up something else and get me as hard an anvil once again.

Thanks for the best year ever of sexual hardness, I have hardly been off at least semi lob for at least a year now.. you're all brilliant. I thank you.

 

That's why Viagra is blue and red is the colour associated with premenstrual whineyness

 

Viagra is blue because blue is associated with impotency.. Your strikers spring immediately to mind..

 

And the same right back at you and your fellow red chums

 

Can't find the swear filter but Bluebaldee is still a C U N T

 

You scrote sucking arse bandit **** stain.

 

You goat molesting anal licking spunk swallower

 

get a room you 2 and be done with your sexual frustrations with each other

 

Happy Birthday to good poster, Chris Gashead who surprisingly left this site when banter was pushed to one thread.

 

If he left to do with banter being pushed to 1 thread then thats pretty sad to be honest. He didnt have to leave. He could have used the banter thread like anyone else and could still use your board too. It would be sad because he could have said something in private or out in the open. Chris aint the sort of person who would just walk without saying something 1st. On that basis I dont beleave that he left for that reason. Also he was still posting long after the change. A change may I add that the majority of the our members wanted which is why the change happened.

May I add, if it is his birthday, then happy birthday Chris