Off Topic The Sullivan & Gold Comedy Corner

They've invented a special kind of contagious stupid over there.

 

Bit picky there RCL, Wednesday night and Friday night are both dark, why should Bilic have a clue what day it is? He doesn't have a clue about most things football. As for the Mancs, most of there fans have London accents so it probably felt like a derby, easy mistake to make. Last match? It may well be Bilic's last match so I can understand the similarities.

 

To be fair, he did only cost about £20m.

 

Sadly the headline didn't read Tax dodgers rule out sponsoring other tax dodgers...
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/may/16/vodafone-london-stadium-naming-rights-west-ham

 

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...es-bleak-outlook-for-west-hams-youth-players?

Funny on so many levels

 

Like a Tim Vine comedy show in a multi-story car park lift?

 

This thread is safe for the foreseeable future all the while the Porn Brothers remain in charge. Ignorant, deluded and criminal in equal measure!!

 

By 'seasoned' does he mean past it?

 

This is a valid and meaningful point.

 

"David Gold @davidgold
I think we all have to except that it is extremely unlikely that a teenager will break into a PL team full of seasoned international"

Does he mean "seasoned" in the culinary sense (sprinkled in thyme etc) rather than
the football one (competent/experienced etc) ??

 

If Sky have to correct your English, then you should probably have an adult check your tweets.
Maybe they could use one of their apparent no-hoper youth players?
Why does he end all of them with his initials, too? Very odd. PNP.

 

He was going to use "mvp" for "meaningful and valid point" .
Until somebody told him it also means "most valuable player" , and
the Spanners have nobody who could match.

 

I've always assumed that stood for 'Digs Grave', which is essentially all his tweets manage to accomplish.

 

No Academy players? Not even when they have to rest players ahead of the Champions League Final in 4 year's time?

Wow!

 

Have a feeling it will never stand for 'do gooder' where he and his partner in crime are concerned!!

 

Isn't except the opposite of accept in this context?

So what he's trying to say is:
I think we all have to accept that it is extremely likely that teenagers will break into a PL team full of seasoned international. Unless of course we've paid out the nose for those seasoned international and we can't afford to look like we don't know what we're doing so they're shoehorned into the team whether or not they suit.

 

The irony here is that it won't be long before West Ham themselves are able to provide the lower league experience he so craves for them.

 

He's severely dyslexic, and regularly makes as big a deal of surmounting that particular challenge as Richard Branson doesn't.

There are zero known links between dyslexia and being a royal bellend though, so not sure what his excuse for that is.

 

On the subject of deluded...

West Ham boss Slaven Bilic is targeting a top-six finish next season - with a return to the Premier League's top 10 a minimum ambition.