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  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Maybe they used some of the porn twins' cameras for his Head & Shoulders adverts? Does that count?
     
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    Well they would work well in shower scenes.
     
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    One of the laziest players I have ever seen (though Berbatov still makes him look like Speedy Gonzalez) and basically shrugs his shoulders when the going gets tough. It's a right eclectic bunch of signings in an already strange looking squad. A bunch of individuals, not a team.
     
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  5. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    I'm wondering how Mikhail Antonio feels when he thinks about this? Only 4 months ago, he signed a new long term contract for £70k per week. Down the line, some bloke who tries when he wants, is being paid double what their best player gets.

    Already it's gotta be hard to live with being outpaid by a striker who doesn't make it into the pitch more than a dozen times a year and now hearing that your club want to offer the same medical facilities to 'The Wheelchair'. Add in Arnautovic, who has the record for the least movement by a player in a game in the PL and has the heart and fight of a jam doughnut and Antonio has got to know that he's going to be busy next season. Someone in that team's going to have to do some running, surely?
     
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    The other day Karunt Brady was heard to say 'both DG and DS have dandruff'. She was told she needed to give them Head and Shoulders. She replied 'how do I give shoulders'?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    And that was counting own goals!! <laugh>
     
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    Yes but based on their ages,the spam are not content with the good people of London paying for their stadium, they are after getting the winter fuel allowance as well.
     
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    I'm aiming to bed two supermodels at the same time
     
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    1. Thank God he's left the rest of us the EL/CL to fight for.

    2. Will those "three trophies" have anything to do with his team
    actually winning on the pitch ??
     
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    Who the **** were they playing against? Must've been our U16s or something! <laugh>
     
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    Diafra Sakho and Winston Reid both featured in a behind-closed-doors 3-2 victory over
    a team full of seasoned international ... (at the U18-20 level) . dg
     
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    I'm sure the first post has nothing to do with the two below it.

    #stayclassy dg

    1. David Gold @davidgold 21h21 hours ago


      West Ham United’s London Stadium Store will be open throughout the World Championships this summer. dg


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    Athletes competing in the Athletics World Championships at The Taxpayers Arena have started to drop like flies with debilitating sickness. As yet I am unable to confirm that the serving of lasagne or that finding out about the corruption surrounding the funding of the stadium are the causes. Confirmation is expected at any time.......so watch this space.
     
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    Drug withdrawal?
     
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