Off Topic The Sullivan & Gold Comedy Corner

"Great technique, let's sign him on loan in a deal that says if he plays just ten games we have to pay £17m for him!"

 

Sorry PNP, but it will be a cold day in hell before I ever feel sorry for this shambles of a club and it's predominately Neanderthal fans.
Over the years I have suffered several nightmare trips to their alleged Academy of Football, to be met with a level of racism, violence and abuse that Millwall at their worst could only dream of. The latest incarnation under the Chuckle Brothers and Lucretia the Witch have just taken corruption and financial mismanagement to a new level - and if they all sink below the waves together I will be piping them as they go!
Good riddance to the lot of them!

 

If it makes you feel any better, Millwall are probably going to have to move to Kent!

I know what you mean, though. Really spiteful and hateful stuff, at times.

 

Saw that about The Lions..... the decision around the CPO is due soon I think. God help us if they had ever secured more permanent status at the upper tier of the game. For sure the FA Disciplinary Committees would have had their hands full

 

Whoops.....
http://www.footballinsider247.com/karren-brady-called-this-west-ham-transfer-wrong-report/

'You're (soon to be) Fired!

 

Can't stand her on the Apprentice! She goes bitch mode with other women, used to be a groupie back in the day..just wanted to get laid by footballers till she fooled one enough to stick with her.


Slut.


That's just my humble opinion.

 

Here's a reenactment...

 

I always wanted a Subbuteo (spelling?) kit when I was a kid.

 

We don't want them in Kent, can't they go to the Isle of Man or something? Better still 20 miles south of the Isle of Man.

 

And former Hammers favourite Hartson now insists there is no way back at the club for Payet, who has been linked with a £20million return to his former club Marseille.

Speaking to the Ray Stubbs Show on talkSPORT 2, the Welshman said: “The West Ham supporters are outraged and I don’t think there’s a way back for Payet, I really don’t. I don’t think he can ever play for West Ham again. I think it’s gone too far.

“When the West Ham fans turn I think they can be the worst in the country.

Not far wrong, just take out the 'when the' and 'turn I think they can be'.

 

Yep. Seems fair!

 

To try and alleviate the gloom, West Ham's owners treated their fans to their latest racy movie...

 

West Scam fans react to the news that Payet is refusing to play for the club after Karrunt Brady said nobody would want to buy him in January




West Scam fans react to David Gold's Twitter comments about Jermain Defoe

 

That's what happens when you give all the monkeys in the world a keyboard. Give them long enough and you may get a Russell Brand script.

 

This documentary article could soon overtake the Mouser Watch article
in the bestsellers chart.

 

After our various similar sagas I can empathise with the fans. They did well with this one.

 

How's that karma tasting right now, Bilic?

 

Whoops!!

 

Oh Nemesis is out on the town this week, is she not.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38631937