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Always said that the Spammers were pants - just confirmed here!!

 

Nah, I've been clean for weeks.

 

Norovirus : "seasoned international" . dg

 

Just as well they've not spent a load of money on some over-paid and seriously overrated seasoned internationals that are a bit ****................

What's that?..............Oh!

Still they'll be qualifying for the CL in three years!

 

No, I said you were **** on the pitch - not to have a **** on the pitch!!

 

It's the old Carlton Cole/Emile Heskey joke, isn't it?

(Insert manager here) walks into the dressing room, only to find a massive, steaming turd in the middle of the room.
"Who's **** on the floor?!", he shouts angrily.
"I am boss," Emile/Carlton pipes up from the back of the room, "but I'm quite good in the air!"

 

I saw one of those lists of one season wonders, and it had Dimitri Payet on it.

Sounds like it was compiled by a bitter Scammer who thinks nobody'll point out Payet actually did quite well last season...after heading back to Ligue 1 due to one of the club's owners insulting him in their newspaper column.

 

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Definition : David Twitter "comedy gold" .

 

Another success

 

That was worth the amount of time they put into signing him, wasn't it?

 

I feel that the Spanners need an M+S style advert ...

This is not just any PL turkey stuffed with sage and onion.
This is a PL turkey full of "seasoned international" dg.

 

Seasoned internation sent off and another seasoned international concedes last minute penalty. Hammers slightly ahead of palace in the manager sack race

 

Bilic and the Porn Twins have it under control.......
1. Just signed up 29 yr old bang-average defender Winston Reid on a 6 year contract - and he injures his thigh in the warm up!!
2. They allegedly are close to signing William Carvalho for £30m - but sources haven't been able to get any confirmation from Sporting or the player himself as they couldn't stop laughing when the rumour was put to them!!

But just to keep our spirits (and Carvalhos) high, here's a reminder of the Spammers start to the season



Roll on May!!!

 

Arnautovic showing everyone today why he will never amount to more than a mid-table journeyman.

You can have the talent in the world, it counts for nothing if you're a prize bellend.

 

Just to keep this in context!!

 

Seasoned internationals. dg.