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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprbeth, Dec 13, 2015.

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    if you can keep it quiet and pay it into my new zealand account
     
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  2. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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    What, you don't want to declare it, and pay your fair due in taxes on it? Shame on you, I demand an internal Not606 investigation.....headed by tED <laugh>
     
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  3. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    ok investigation under way i so declare that kiwihoop being a superstar poster may earn half a million a year free of taxes as a gift from the kiwi government

    WOW WOW WOW

    THE FELLOWS A GENIUS WE LOVE HIM
     
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  4. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    nil nil first half,qpr take a terrible beating with the ball hitting the bar and the post but somehow we keep the score at level peg
    then in the second half,poulter is replaced by cilla and the we get our breakaway goal on the 75th minute
    scored by washington who latches on to a cilla header
    and then in the 85 cilla himself crashes into the roof of the net

    AND THERE IT IS GENTLEMEN,WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP
     
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    qprted, Oct 21, 2016
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  5. Ranger74

    Ranger74 Well-Known Member

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  6. YappyR

    YappyR Well-Known Member

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    ted you are my friend, you are my friend ted

    <laugh>

    :emoticon-0150-hands

    :emoticon-0129-call:

    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    YappyR, Oct 21, 2016
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  7. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Who did she wed?
    Was it tED?
    She must be fed
    Or tED'll be dead...
     
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    Sooperhoop, Oct 21, 2016
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  8. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    lovely jubilee rangers as we go

    UP UP UP

    are you with me superhoop or are you a non believer
     
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    qprted, Oct 21, 2016
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  9. Hoop-Leif

    Hoop-Leif Well-Known Member

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    Anyone actually got a clue when he will be returning?!
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Oct 23, 2016
  10. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member
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    He posted this on Thursday ...



     
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  11. stanleyparkerbowles

    stanleyparkerbowles Well-Known Member

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    Why do you want him back.
    He makes Gladwin look like he's trying!
     
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    stanleyparkerbowles, Oct 23, 2016
  12. YorkshireHoopster

    YorkshireHoopster Well-Known Member

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    Come again? On the basis of what precisely given his compassionate leave and then injury? I'd like at least to get the chance of watching him at some point before implying he is lazy or useless.
     
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    YorkshireHoopster, Oct 23, 2016
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  13. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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  14. CroydonCaptainJack

    CroydonCaptainJack Well-Known Member

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    Give him a chance!
     
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  15. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    #755
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    Hoops Eternal Well-Known Member

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    A little hasty to stick the knife in him I would say.
     
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    Hoops Eternal, Oct 23, 2016
  17. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    YES VERY TRUE
     
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  18. YorkshireHoopster

    YorkshireHoopster Well-Known Member

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    Will our very own Poet Laureate speak up and say what he means. Not even a rhyme
     
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    YorkshireHoopster, Oct 23, 2016
  19. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    sooperhoop that did make me laugh that was a classic mate very funny
     
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    qprted, Oct 24, 2016
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  20. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    YORKSHIRE I OFTEN AGEE WITH PEOPLE WHEM IM GETTING AN EAROLE BASHING FROM THE MRS
    I HAVE NOIDEA WHAT IVE AGREED TO AS IVE JUST BEEN SHOWERD WITH LOVE AND KISSES
    IVE GOT A MASHED UP MELLON STUCK ON MY OLD BALD HEAD
    AND I WOULD RATHER HAVE HAD BUTTERD TOAST INSTEAD
    BUT SHE NOW THINKS IVE FALLEN BACK IN LOVE WITH MELONIEJANE FROM BERMONDSEY
    SO THATS MY MORNING TOADAY,MY LOVE LIFE HAS BEEN RE INVENTED AND ITS ALL DOWN TO BEAUTIFULL MELONIE
     
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    qprted, Oct 26, 2016
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