Things you'd put in Room 101

Hopefully Room 101's big because I'm sticking in anyone and everyone connected to Sales and Marketing.

 

I'm going to take the **** Thread out of Room 101 and put you on it.

 

I don't care

 

****

 

So every person working in retail and the advertising of any kind of purchase able item or service? You must live The Good Life.

 

Maybe you're right.
Ok then I proclaim an official exemption for all of those engaged in the mechanical process of supplying goods.

However I would also increase the punishment for anyone practicing any form of commercial persuasion to have their vocal chords removed.
Fair?

 

'****s going down in London' thread started on Wednesday this week and still tediously continuing today.

 

Not any more.

I'd put Spook in room 101.

 

Roads aren't race tracks for peddlers, if they want to take up the whole road they should go to a velodrome

 

A bloke at work used to sometimes drive there, sometimes cycle there. When he drove, cyclist were ****s, when he cycled drivers were ****s.

 

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" **** da traffic!! I races when I wants to."

 

Girls that flap their hands in front of their eyes when they're welling up.

People that cry to get through to the next round on shows like the X Factor.

People that root for people that cry on the X factor because of the simple fact that they've cried.

Papercuts

Hangovers

People who stop in front of you for no apparent reason when walking through a city centre or busy area.

'Lads' - detestable

Middle aged women of luxury who cause delays in shops by creating a scene because they claim it's 'disgusting' that they can't return an item they have clearly used, essentially spitting their dummy out because some poor sod behind a till can't necessarily just go along with this person's inherent, delusional belief they have a god given right to do what the **** they want regardless of store policies.

Mushrooms

 

People who come on here to purely argue and make ****s of themselves.

 

I think we're all guilty of this now and again...

 

Yes but some it is never ending.

 

The stirrers for coffee and teas the annoying wooden stick things!!! Give me a bloody teaspoon!
Tomato ends too.

 

'Worldy'
'Back stick' instead of far post
'Bounce up' instead of drop ball.

Pious virtue-signalling commentators.
Use of 'Lawro' and 'Chappers'

 

City Man, why do you often quote other posts without adding a comment? I'm desperate for your thoughts!

 

****ing browser issues.

 

The whole coffee craze for me. Arabian, Ethiopian, Colombian etc etc. the word barista ffs you're pouring a cup if coffee.
But then after all this twatting about they walk off with it in a paper cup!! That has to mess up any flavor completely.