Things you'd put in Room 101

International friendlies.

 

Maynards Midget Gems and Sports Mixtures. Muli-coloured ****e.

 

GTF.

 

Heard a BBC Radio 4 reporter, who was found herself in room 101 of Portculis House during the Westminster attack.
She decribed in detail, how she had not seen anything, had been told to move out of her own office overlooking the bridge and had eventually saught refuge in an MPs office. Once there she was able to use their phones and computers to file her reports. The ones that told the world that she had not seen anything and that she did not know what was going on, except from what she had been told by reports from the scene.
The main thrust of the report was that she hid in room 101. Prehaps she should have stayed there and not come out.

 

buses and taxi drivers that think they own the road

 

anyone who does "pranks"

they're not funny

 

Couldn't agree more.

There's some proper ****s on the internet but by far the worse are the wannabe comedians who think they're the reincarnation of Jeremy ****ing Beadle.

Another who gets on my tits is that southern **** & his pretend thick bird. He needs a punch.

I can't wait for the day when one of the ****s gets maimed for pranking the wrong ****.

 

The ones in the US are the worse because the people on the receiving end are almost exclusively black. The YouTube titles are even called 'Ghetto Pranks'. The funny thing is some of them do get dropped.

 

Quite

They're either obvious in which case they are rubbish ...and therefore not funny
or they are really well done in which case they are cruel and therefore not funny

This includes all prank telephone calls...which are always not funny

 

Sexist...what about boys that flap their hands in front of their eyes when they're welling up?

 

They go on the ****s thread.

 

What about prank Jake Livermore interviews on message boards?

 

Nooo that was just bantz innit. Plus the best thing he's ever posted.

I'm worried something's happened to him and it was someone else.

 

that wasn't a prank
it can't have been because it was funny!

 

Eugh.

I know you had a hard time on here the other day but ffs. Half of what you post is this teenage girl type stuff about the various imaginary injustices you've read about on Tumblr.

Can I put that stuff in Room 101? For anyone who doesn't know, there's a whole Internet subculture where people just sit there posting things that are really awful and either something-phobic or something-ist. Everything is labelled 'problematic' although the idea of labels is probably something they really hate too.

Oh and at the end of a toilet or kitchen roll where you get that bit that's stuck to the cardboard tube all the way around and can't possibly be made into a usable piece but also seems wasteful to throw away every time. Put that in there too.

 

Absolutely, I don't think I've fallen for one of Bob's windups since the first week I joined the board. Had me done up like a kipper he did.

 

It's usually just enough to wipe your finger.

 

Mucky bastard.

 

Dont you use the whole bog roll including the cardboard bit?

 

Only if he sniffs it first.