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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TurkeyToon, May 22, 2015.

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  1. TurkeyToon

    TurkeyToon Active Member

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    Moving to Istanbul in 8 weeks, have picked Besiktas as my team last year as they play in black and white. And now look what I read today. Besiktas want Pardew as their new manager!!! You couldnt make it fcuking up. Having spent years watching him ruin my club, I may now have the pleasure of watching him ruin my new club. Fcuking Brilliant!!
     
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  2. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    You might as well write to Ashley and ask if he'd consider buying your new club an'all.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Switch to Fenerbache mate.
     
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  4. TurkeyToon

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    Cant, Fener play on the Asian side of the Bosphorus, I will be living on the European side. Can not be arsed to take an effing ferry across the water to Fener`s ground. And you can not get a ticket for love nor money for Fener anyway. And i hate their strip. But saying that, Bagdad street, which runs for 2 miles and ends at Feners ground is pretty amazing, like Oxford street in London but on acid, is pretty amazing.. Besiktas`s ground is next to the Dolmabache Palace, on the banks of the Bosphorus. Stunning Place.
     
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    You'll be near my hotel then. I'm stopping at the Golden Horn in September on the European side.
     
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  6. TurkeyToon

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    Slightly offtopic, I will be wanting to change my name on here. How do i do it? anyone know? You know, TurkToon, Kebabtoon etc
     
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  7. General Lee Speaking

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    Go to 'Personal Details' (under the drop down list where your name is at the top right of the screen), then 'Change Username' under advanced settings (on the menu on the left of the screen).
     
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  8. TurkeyToon

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    Cheers for that, i am now the artist formerly known as PGAKEV, then, Lord Warwick. Ladies and Gents I give you, TurkeyToon
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You should pop up a Turkish Flag as your Avi mate.
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    You're not moving to avoid this Satan thing, are you ?

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  11. TurkeyToon

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    No.. He is called Shaitan over there anyway. He is not into all that u scratch me and I`ll scratch you business. Dodging a bullet, scuse the pun, lol
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    If you're really lucky Pardew will go there AND sign Shola. <ok>
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Are you now TurkeyToon because you chickened out of the Satan thing or because you are good at gobbling?
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    I absolutely love some of the places I have been to in Turkey, particularly Dalyan in the South East of the country. However, I have to say that I wouldn't fancy living in Istanbul, although it is a great place to visit..
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Pardew is a truly great manager. You should count yourself lucky. I'm sure Beskitas will provide him with resource. Whenever he had the resources here he did a great job. Lucky devil cock slurper.
     
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    Dalyan is lovely. I was impressed with the Kaunos tombs.
    I mainly go to Marmaris now. I think i've been there about 24 times now. Yesterday I booked my 2016 trip too.
     
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  17. pauljohnhutch

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    played at besiktas's ground years ago when i was in the navy. istanbul pretty amazing place .when i was there, there was army chaps with guns on every street corner.was in a local bar, got talking told this chap i was a newcastle fan his reply- ah malcolm macdonald , que ,free drink for the turk
     
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  18. Rick O'Shea

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    Dynamo Kebab are Turkish aren't they? Would have thought you would have gone for them over Besiktas.
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