Off Topic Unfortunately named

Just read of an Aussie of Vietnamese origin who has repeatedly had his Facebook account closed due to his real name being Phuc Dat Bich. Could be an interesting thread here...

I know of a noodle bar in Chelsea called the Phat Phuc so there's plenty of far eastern scope...

 

There will always be the old web adresses for the Italian power company, the forum for engineering specialists and the swanky biro company.

I think they have all changed now, but they were - respectively - powergenitalia.com, expertsexchange.com and penisland.com...

 

Does it serve Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

 

I went to school with someone called Wong-Kit, which was always funny when it came to PE.

 

I went to school with David W*nkling, who was a speccy drip. His dad was a vicar. Triple-whammy!
(He's probably grown into a muscle-bound s*x-god psycho who's going to rip me a new *rsehole if he reads this! )

 

In a Singapore hotel last year saw a receptionist with a name badge Phuc Yoo I wondered if this was a joke

 

A die-hard football fan has named his new-born baby ‘Bermondsey Millwall Den Bloomfield’ – without telling his wife.

http://www.southwarknews.co.uk/news...wall-den-bloomfield-without-telling-his-wife/

 

I know of a professor by the name of, Lo Hun Phat ....................ok, I lie.

 

I once knew a Seymour Bush. I never asked him whether he did.

 

A lady in our street was called fanny ayres

 

there is a whites only Chinese restaurant in wellington
at least I think its whites only

its called
hong kee Chinese restaurant

 

Worked with a bloke once called Dick Alcock - although I never looked in the gents, did hear his name didn't match his physical attributes!!!

 

Always thought if that forward in Scottish football goodwilly played in the same team as the Barnet forward gash, what a great partnership that would make, Christ I'm 14 again

 

I (didn't, 'cos I'm making it up) know a girl once called Ophelia Buttocks.

 

There used to be a presenter on ITV Meridian called Chris Peacock, which always illicited a chortle or two.

I like to think he had a brother called Drew.

 

Don't forget his sister Flo

 

I used to have to report to a German-Swiss called Gerhard Bohner about 20 years ago...he was a bit of a stiff.

 

Straight up
There was a girl at Hailsham school called Ophelia Balls
And Wayne Carr

 

My brother worked with a lady named, Gay Boys ..... True, no lies!

 

Another one is Daniel Ishag, CEO of Karhoo, must've had a tough time at school...