Off Topic Unfortunately named

Terry Fockwitt

 

There's a town on Dorset called ****terton

 

Not far from the Piddle Valley. In Sussex there's Lower Dicker and Upper Dicker...

 

Here in Oz, we have little nowhere type places called, just to name one.... Yorkies Knob, another is Bald Knob.

 

Crapstone Devon

 

In Ireland we have some class ones as well;

Muff, Co Donegal,
Fannystown Co, Wexford,
Lower Balix Co Tyrone
Cum Co Mayo - yes really.
Fartrim Co, Cavan.

 

Com Co Mayo .... Sounds like a porn actress, a mighty good one at that.
Of course l'm guessing, purely speculation on my part for l refuse to partake in such rabble.

 

Phuc Dat Bich: How do you pronounce his name?
23 November 2015 Last updated at 12:34 GMT

A Vietnamese-Australian man has become famous on social media after posting a photograph of his passport to prove that his name is real - after Facebook repeatedly blocked him.
The BBC's Nga Pham explains how to pronounce the Vietnamese name Phuc Dat Bich.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34901370

Phuc Dat Bich: Australian with 'misleading' name thanks supporters

 

Chap of German decent whose surname was Dikschit.....

 

Phat Dong - name of a Korean restaurant manager I once prosecuted in Knigthsbridge Crown Court for attacking an obnovious French customer who had dared to criticise the standard of the food. Jury just about got over their giggles in time to find him guilty but I dare say they would have found mitigating circumstances if they'd been allowed to give such a verdict. If I told you he'd used a weapon I'm sure that would be too titillating and you'd be disappointed if I told you what it was.

 

There's a prick on here calls himself Uber_Hoop...

 

Bloke who took over the Half Moon Pub Harrow. Called Mike Hunt (from County Mayo) who liked to be called Mick. Good bloke and had many a good drink with him and his family. Top bloke.

 

A fella who works at my company, not had the fortune/misfortune to meet him whose first name is Nighar, I'm not trying to pronounce that out loud!

Not a funny name but Shahid Morris a lad at my school made the most of it by stealing some money out of a teachers purse and was thereafter known as Ali Shaha and the forty quid

 

Whilst working in aerospace a myriad moons ago some colleagues had to meet with a German whose surname was Schitt. They tried to get around this by stifling sniggers and instead pronouncing it as one might pronounce 'school', but each time he corrected them.

 

A mate of mine is looking at opening a chip shop. Anyway after a few jars down the pub we decided to try and help suggest a few catchy names that you would not forget.

Sea Mans codpiece fish and chips....





















Getting my coat...

 

Seems that 'Phac Dat Bich' is more like 'Dat Bich is full of Sh!t'. .... A hoax. I'm posting from my phone but there is a link in the papers.