Written tongue in cheek! I think you will find a lot of fans throughout the UK and Europe will be cheering on the young Ajax team. I expect the Ajax team cost less than the combined weekly income of the United squad and staff.
I'm not bothered about the performance personally, we're in the Europa league final for the first time, It was a nervy end to last night's match but we got there in the end.
I watched last night's game again this morning, John Guidetti's miss, I'm glad he missed that chance after getting Eric Bailly sent off, F(u)cking prick.
Been having a look. Best bet is flight to Gdansk then ferry, with cabin, to Stockholm. An 18 hour sailing, plenty time to have beers and snooze. The whole trip is a week mind, sounds ****ing epic.
Tickets will be nay on impossible to get for a decent price - both you and Ajax have been allocated 9000 each, 17000 have already been sold to "neutral" fans and the remaining 15000 have been given to the Fifa brown nosers. The 2017 European Super Cup is going to be even more impossible as it is in a 33000 seater stadium in Macedonia - following is even more ridiculous as it is in a 10000 seater stadium in Estonia.