1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Username

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015.

?

What's in a name?

Poll closed Feb 26, 2015.

  1. Arms like Calves (Avatar - Popeye)

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%

  2. Syrian Hamster (Avatar - picture of a hamster strapped with suicide vest)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Siem's other Lung (Avatar - Picture of an unhealthy lung)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Gazza's Liver (Avatar - picture of a unhealthy liver)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Charnley's Penfold likeness (Avatar - Penfold)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. 6th Finger (Avatar - Picture of Bri's hand)

    8 vote(s)
    36.4%

  7. Robson Greene (Avatar - Picture of a dogfish I caught in Scotland)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Complete ****er (Avatar - Picture of Trev)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Derby Day Smog - (Avatar - picture of ICI)

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  10. Heed's Prediction Bitch (Avatar - picture of Nev giving head to Heed)

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 1 of 9
  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    I need a new username and avatar. I'm open to suggestions. I may even do a Trev style vote off if there are enough good suggestions.

    NOTE: Like any good gamesmaster I reserve the right to change the rules at the last minute and select my own username, thus wasting everyones time and effort
     
    #1
    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,419
    Likes Received:
    37,829
    nice caveat.... :) Are you that bastard Trev?
     
    #2
    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 16, 2015
    Warmir Pouchov likes this.
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    No but he taught me well
     
    #3
    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,419
    Likes Received:
    37,829
    For a username... what about:

    BEEL HUNTER (avatar a Sherlock type image)

    or

    ARMS LIKE CALVES (avatar Popeye)

    or

    JOHN CARVER'S POINTY FINGER

    or

    WAYOZE PEREZ
     
    #4
    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 16, 2015
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,419
    Likes Received:
    37,829
    ROBSON GREENE

    He's a master fisherman too :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
    #5
    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 16, 2015
  6. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2011
    Messages:
    2,749
    Likes Received:
    2,079
    Pardew's tactical prowess.
     
    #6
    Sammy's Silky Skills, Feb 16, 2015
  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    21,238
    Likes Received:
    13,724
    How about...

    Heed's Prediction Bitch

    or

    Small Cock Warm Pouch

    or

    Ben Arfa's Spare Tyre
     
    #7
    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 16, 2015
    Warmir Pouchov likes this.
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    And they wonder why I added a caveat <laugh>
     
    #8
    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2014
    Messages:
    15,641
    Likes Received:
    18,336
    Siem's other lung
     
    #9
    JakartaToon, Feb 16, 2015
  10. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    26,980
    Likes Received:
    14,259
    The Toon Tosser seems quite appropriate for you...<whistle>
     
    #10
    MrRAWhite, Feb 16, 2015

  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    I certainly seem to be able to provoke these mackems ACS. Maybe you are right about Robson Greene. Or maybe Kingfisher?
     
    #11
    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    37,006
    Likes Received:
    22,287
    Jakarta's bum chum
    Or
    I'm not kgb, I'm bi
    Or
    Calves like forearms
     
    #12
    Obi Wan, Feb 16, 2015
  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    37,006
    Likes Received:
    22,287
    Or there's always

    Warm Pouch
    Hacky Sack
    DMW

    Or maybe
    Lyalin bastard
     
    #13
    Obi Wan, Feb 16, 2015
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    I was waiting for the KGB ones. No doubt they will escalate in the anger stakes now <laugh>

    DMW, Warm Pouch and Hacky Sack are **** though. Only a complete ****er would have those kind of names.

    I can't be Jakartas Bum Chum. He only has eyes for Nev, check out his gay chat up lines of the FA Cup prediction thread. He wants to beat him off, give him a free passage fondle his balls. His carnal desires were running wild this morning. Nev never knocked it back mind...
     
    #14
    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  15. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    27,863
    Likes Received:
    22,810
    In that case you could always use "Complete ****er".<wizard>
     
    #15
    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 16, 2015
    Warmir Pouchov likes this.
  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    I expected better from you Trev :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
    #16
    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    12,940
    Likes Received:
    2,812
    How about "Over My Dead Body", with an avatar picture of a mackem with an erection... It's funny because finding a mackem with a discernable erection is a toughie.

    How about something political? You could be a "Syrian" Hamster
    please log in to view this image

    #sadface
     
    #17
    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 16, 2015
  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    37,006
    Likes Received:
    22,287
    When does the voting begin?
     
    #18
    Obi Wan, Feb 16, 2015
    Warmir Pouchov likes this.
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    I am shocked this has just turned out to be an abuse me thread. I had high hopes and thought the maturity of our members would shine through.
     
    #19
    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    12,940
    Likes Received:
    2,812
    Great choice :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
    #20
    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 16, 2015
Page 1 of 9
: whitey nibbling, great white bite, mackem delusion, arms like calves, popeye, white van man, #killyourlegend, Albert moving on to Beardsley next
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page